Dissin’ America again…

posted on 31 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray. 
Found in Urumqi, China. 

28 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Yes, talking to the animals may help civilise them.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Want civilisation? Do a lot – really go to town!

  3. Algernon | 4:19 am |

    In the bowl. Not the floor

  4. Algernon | 4:22 am |

    And for number two

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    You may be only a little squirt, but don’t let that stop you reaching for the stars!

  6. DrLex | 4:49 am |

    Do nothing, maximum civilisation

  7. Ageless | 5:07 am |

    Put the seat up, you ill-mannered barbarian!

  8. Running Comment | 5:12 am |

    The dolittle civilization in current Northeastern China was known for its pottery tradition.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    You want more civilization? At least you’ve got a pot to piss in.

  10. James | 9:39 am |

    Alexey Stakhanov was clearly a barbarian.

  11. Marum | 10:03 am |

    Appears to have his dick where his belly-button should be.

  12. Marum | 10:04 am |

    His name is Pierre.

  13. Marum | 12:06 pm |

    I would most definitely, not drink of the waters of that fountain.

    Maneken Pis Brussels: https://www.brussels.info/peeing-boy/

  14. Marum | 12:17 pm |

    Actually! The Flemish people do seem to have an obsession with pissing.

    Jeanneke Pis Brussels:

    https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/Attraction_Review-g188644-d1879814-Reviews-Jeanneke_Pis-Brussels.html

  15. Marum | 12:20 pm |

    Seeing that they pipe beer though the boy one, at various times of the year, gives one a new slant on the expression: “Getting stuck into the piss.”

  16. Classic Steve | 12:34 pm |

    This message brought to you by a doctor who talks with animals.

  17. Marum | 12:42 pm |

    @James 0930. Boxer was a prime example of one thing Marx said. (K Marx that is not G Marx)
    ie: The workers should be denied the vote. (disenfranchised) Further on he explains; “No matter what the system the workers are always exploited. (Therefore their vote does not count my words)

    Poor old Boxer.

  18. Marum | 4:20 pm |

    @Classic Steve 1234.
    I knew his cousin, Dr. DoSFA

  19. Marum | 5:30 pm |

    Dr. Do SFA. SFA= surgeons for apathy, as well as the other one.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:39 pm |

    Not doing much; just pissing around.

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:48 pm |

    Not much civilization happening yet, but I can stick it out for a while longer.

  22. Droll not Troll | 8:00 pm |

    Not enough civilization? Well, ain’t that a pisser!

  23. Marum | 8:48 pm |

    When they pipe beer through it, one wouldn’t imagine that it is flowing continuously. (What a waste)
    Probably one twists his nuts anticlockwise to turn the flow on, and clockwise to stop it.

    Thus, in engineering/plumbing/hydraulic terms, it would be a; “Low Pressure Cock.”

  24. Marum | 8:49 pm |

    As different from; “A High Pressure Cock”

  25. Marum | 8:50 pm |

    BTW. I haven’t got a clue, as to what one would call the female one.

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Marum | 8:50 pm: Cheap wine comes in boxes. 😉

  27. Marum | 5:10 am |

    @DnT 0411.
    Yes. After 50 years of married life, I can imagine it being referred to as a “Whine Cask”.

  28. Long Tom | 5:26 am |

    DnT: Funny you should say that. I once saw a New Yorker cartoon showing a tanker truck with the words “CHEAP WHITE WINE” on it.

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