Don’t forget the car from the soda…

posted on 22 Jan 2019 in Chinglish

Are these your car from the keys?

Photo courtesy of Mattias Andersson.
Found in Shenyang, China. 

20 captions

  1. coffeebot | 11:16 am |

    Better close the windows or we’ll get car from the ants!

  2. Big Fat Cat | 12:19 pm |

    The car from the food passes through your tunnel into the sewer.

  3. alexmagnus | 1:18 pm |

    The car from the food. Quite the opposite of what it actually says (it is forbidden to eat food in the vehicle).

    Definitely not machine translation – I cannot imagine a machine that would simply swallow 禁止 (forbid, prohibit, ban) or 吃 (eat).

  4. algernon | 1:24 pm |

    So thats why its covered in flies

  5. algernon | 1:25 pm |

    Value adding these days

  6. Droll not Troll | 3:23 pm |

    That’s why you get gas.

  7. Droll not Troll | 3:26 pm |

    Where can I get a bacon, lexus and tomato sandwich?

  8. Droll not Troll | 3:54 pm |

    That’s when you know you’re getting too much iron in your diet.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:03 pm |

    ♪ ♫ Baby you can drive my carbs ♪ ♫

  10. Marum | 4:30 pm |

    Hmm! I can understand how you can get a house from food.

    It occurs when you are $hiiting bricks.

  11. Marum | 4:41 pm |

    It is probably a Mad-agas-car.

    Or perhaps a car-a-mels.

  12. Marum | 4:42 pm |

    From that great Italian chef Ben Zina.

  13. James | 6:49 pm |

    Leaked promotional material for the Apple car.

  14. James | 7:23 pm |

    When you try to explain biodiesel as a layman.

  15. Droll not Troll | 12:17 am |

    And after the meal, the bus from the table.

  16. Droll not Troll | 12:21 am |

    Almost any car becomes a POS eventually.

  17. Long Tom | 2:08 am |

    And probably not even organically grown.

  18. Marum | 7:43 am |

    There once was a blloke who used to eat dog food.

    It eventually killed him.

    He squatted down in the middle of the road to chew on his nuts, and an RSPCA vehicle ran over him.

  19. Peter Chan | 11:51 am |

    Yup, I know that’s very easy to distinguish

  20. Long Tom | 1:00 pm |

    Peter Chan: Not if it’s a lemon.

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