Girls — it’s playtime…

posted on 7 Jan 2019 in Clothing

Your turn to get tied up!

Photo courtesy of Krister Lundahl.
T-shirt spotted on a toddler in Japan. 

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    You get um Harvey

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Young hearts run free

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    How many girls did you fun today?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    It’s all fun and girls until someone nooses a guy!

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    What’s Larry at now?

  6. Marum | 6:13 am |

    Girl who feel diffident about performing oral-sex….Often find lovers solution hard to swallow.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:15 am |

    The kid must have gone to Kevin Hart’s kids birthday party.

  8. Marum | 6:17 am |

    The gentle sex was made for man t’marry
    To share his nest and see his food is cooked
    The gentle sex was made for man t’marry
    But, with a little bit of luck, with a little bit of luck
    You can have it all and not get hooked
    (With a little bit, with a little bit)
    (With a little bit of luck you won’t get hooked)

  9. Marum | 6:18 am |

    From MFL. musical.

  10. Marum | 6:21 am |

    BTW Songwriters: Lerner and Loewe.

  11. Marum | 6:29 am |

    What a birthday party. First we fed the cat. (to the dog)

    Then I put a noose around my sisters neck, and hauled her up over a rafter. How we laughed, when she kicked for nearly ten minutes.

    She was such fun. Pity she won’t be able to come to next year’s party.

  12. coffeebot | 7:06 am |

    Sorry, can’t play right now. I’m all tied up.

  13. James | 11:19 am |

    As worn by Neil Strauss.

  14. Eggrish | 1:24 pm |

    Womanifest Destiny

  15. James | 2:44 pm |

    And even greater satisfaction to f**k women.

  16. Marum | 4:42 pm |

    @James 0244. And even greater, when you please them sufficiently for them to do it to you.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:48 pm |

    Pregnancy: Taking seriously something that is poked at you in fun.

  18. Marum | 8:00 pm |

    Hasn’t he got lovely round lips? 💗 🗢 ⽾

  19. Marum | 8:11 pm |

    Bugger Unicode. I got the Chinese radical for plough or something. It was meant to be a brace of lips (128158)

  20. zankhana | 3:05 am |

    A length of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar tender suspects the rope is under age and asks “Do you have any ID?” to which the rope replies ” No. I’m a frayed knot!”

  21. Marum | 3:03 pm |

    It might just be hysterectomy. If she needs to be ploughed, rather than have a hysterectomy, we will alter the angle of the table, and invite all the interns.

  22. Marum | 3:07 pm |

    Hmm! If she had been ploughed by thirty or so, interns, I imagine, she would have her fertile fields fulfilled.

  23. Long Tom | 8:06 pm |

    The pacifist version of “cowboys and Indians”.

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