I had vegeyablps once…

posted on 13 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Lindsey Gray.

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Sweeft porz worth vegeyablps hmm

  2. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Tatler general no I’ll smre

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Seasame chicken tastes like fish.

  4. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    The sweeft and sour chicken won’t come out through your porz, but the hot garljcsauce might!

  5. Running Comment | 5:48 am |

    One wonders what is being served on Saturdays and Sundays…

  6. Running Comment | 5:50 am |

    – Sir, have you decided what you’ll have ?
    – Yeah, I’ll have all of it, but go easy on the broccoli – I have a sensitive stomach.

  7. Shane the Freestyler | 6:03 am |

    I had the biack bean smre, didn’t agree with me.

    The black bean saucf on the other hand was pretty good!

  8. James | 11:26 am |

    I have a Beef w/ Chinese Greens…I want to build a nuclear power plant on a nature reserve in Guangdong Province.

  9. Pete | 11:35 am |

    That Sweeft & Sour Chicken must be for folks who won’t eat porz like Muklimk and Jewfk.

  10. Pete | 11:38 am |

    Counter person: Would you like to try to Seasame Chicken, sir?

    Customer: No, thanks, I’ll pass. I’m starting to feel like a seasick chicken, and at this rate I hope I don’t explode!

  11. Pete | 11:40 am |

    This is clearly a Chinese carry out in the west.
    People in the Chinese-speaking countries have never heard of the dish “General Tsao’s/Tso’s Chicken.”

    Coz apparently that dish was invented by Chinese restaurateurs in the United States!

  12. Pete | 11:41 am |

    OOPS…how American of me.
    Instead of saying “carry out” I should have said “take away”.
    My bad, as we say here…

  13. Marum | 12:28 pm |

    It appears that many of the other vegetables, never survived the translation fron the original Szechuan dialect.

  14. Marum | 12:30 pm |

    Come to think of it….I’ll have the Alphabet Soup.

    (There actually used to be such a product, by Heinz. Little bits of pasta, were die cut into the various letters of the alphabet)

  15. Marum | 12:50 pm |

    Kungpao Prawns? Sounds more like a Mantis Shrimp to me.

    HI YA! KUNG PAO! and the fish tank disintegrates.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 2:28 pm |

    I would like the Walmart Chicken or the ThreeFlavor Tesla.

  17. James | 3:05 pm |

    Chance to win tickets to a Taylor Sweeft concert.

  18. Droll not Troll | 3:35 pm |

    @Marum | 12:30 pm: I remember that Alphabet Soup. It was around for a spell. 😛

  19. Droll not Troll | 3:39 pm |

    Black bean smores??? I think I’m gonna hurl!

  20. Droll not Troll | 3:42 pm |

    @Pete 11:41: Yep. The Lord giveth and the Chinese take-away. (Aussie joke)

  21. Pete | 4:32 pm |

    @DnT 3:42 pm,

    🙂

    Bonzer!

  22. Classic Steve | 5:31 pm |

    Now that’s Chicken of the Sea.

  23. Marum | 10:24 pm |

    This menu was designed by Dr. Fritz Klein Wong.

    The food is great, but it tends to give you gas.

  24. Peter Chan | 1:12 pm |

    Yipe! Our dining yablp has only got chrer legs.
    The fourth is missing, and sorely missed.

  25. olog-hai | 12:21 pm |

    I still want to know who General Tsao is.

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