I usually save my fun for socks.

posted on 16 Jan 2019 in Clothing

Because good starts down under…

Photo courtesy of Becki Wickert.
Found in Japan. 

23 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Mother always said

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Happiness is clean underwear

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    Have a GREAT day with NO underwear!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    …even if it’s someone else’s.

  5. Running Comment | 4:40 am |

    @DnT 4.30 am:

    Make Underwear Great Again !

  6. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |

    Have a nice skidmark free day!

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |

    @Running Comment | 4:40 am: That would look fine, printed on a red union suit. 😉

  8. Pete | 6:38 am |

    Usually I wait until everyone’s jumped in with a post before I translate.
    But in this case, an early translation just might add to the Engrish fun.

    Inside the zone that’s pink, the Japanese says:

    WIZARD

    This (??) beautifully shows the lines of your body.

    The “www.engrish.com” blocks the rest of the sentence, hence the “??”.

    Have fun with THAT one, word wizards!

  9. Marum | 6:40 am |

    Nothing—so improves underwear, as its consensual removal.

  10. Marum | 6:44 am |

    Nice underwear. Like all good packaging. Is designed to improve your appetite, for the contents within.

  11. Classic Steve | 8:28 am |

    …shame if something were to happen to it….

  12. Classic Steve | 8:29 am |

    Wait. Days can wear underwear?

  13. Long Tom | 8:33 am |

    Happiness is wearing underwear that does not irritate you. That’s why we have tagless underwear nowadays.

  14. coffeebot | 9:13 am |

    but there’s a party in my socks!

  15. Marum | 10:10 am |

    @Coffeebot 0913. Good. Invite your pants down to join it.

  16. Marum | 10:15 am |

    Mother says: Don’t go out with holes in your underwear, in case you have an accident.

    Billy Connolly says: If I were to have an accident, the holes in my underwear would be the last thing you have to worry about.

  17. Marum | 4:01 pm |

    NICE???

    So. It’s edible then?

  18. algernon | 4:22 pm |

    @Pete | 6:38 am | Wonder what lines they’d be

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:06 pm |

    @Classic Steve | 8:29 am: It protects their weak ends.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:08 pm |

    @Pete & Algernon: If my body were doing lines, I wouldn’t want my underwear to show it!

  21. Marum | 5:47 pm |

    If the old bod has lots of lines, it may need ironing before use.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:45 pm |

    @Pete: If wizard = warlock, maybe it’s a part of the Underpants Gnomes’ plan.
    1. Nice underwear
    2. ???
    3. Profit

  23. Droll not Troll | 11:26 pm |

    A lady calls her butler into her room and says, “Jeeves, take off my dress”
    He casually says, “Yes, Madam”, and removes the dress. Then she says, “Jeeves, take off my underwear”. Again, he says, “Yes, Madam” and removes the undergarment. She then says, “Jeeves, take off my bra”. Again, with no hesitation he says, “Yes, Madam” and removes the bra.
    Then she says, “Now get out of my sight! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”

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