The tooth wants what the tooth wants…

posted on 21 Jan 2019 in Snacks

Enter the strawberry!

Photo courtesy of Michel Lafleur.
Found in Japan. 

25 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    I’m worried about the tooth

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Good to know. The rice strawbery

  3. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Is Don. Is good. (Aust TV ad for Don Smallgoods)

  4. Running Comment | 4:11 am |

    Ceci n’est pas un pipe.

  5. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Ah so desu ka. The stupid Nip has rotted all his teeth eating sweet things. Now he has only one tooth left. (and none right BTW)

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Meh, I lost my cream dividing teeth years ago.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    “Enter the Strawbery” got creamed at the box office.

  8. Marum | 4:25 am |

    @Pete. I find it amusing that “Ach so!” In Deutsch = I see.

    Sounds similar. An English speaker might hear it as “assoo “.

    Basically it is; Ach zo. as in ark zo. The ach is like the difference between lock and loch. A Scot would observe the difference, a native English speaker – probably not.

  9. Marum | 4:29 am |

    Once she loses that last tooth, she will be perfect at oral-sex.

  10. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Every night he tended his strawberry patch, and it pleased his lady no end.

  11. Marum | 4:51 am |

    @Running Comment 0411. Kant (1724 – 1804) covered that too.

    Or observations of an object are merely our observations, and have no bearing on the true nature of the object. (Being observed my words

  12. Marum | 5:59 am |

    EDIT Or = our

  13. Pete | 6:04 am |

    That dividing part sounds painful.

  14. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |

    Sounds better than “crunchy frog” or “spring surprise”.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 2:20 pm |

    Tooth fairies don’t like Strawberries!

  16. James | 10:29 pm |

    Word salad, one of my favourite dishes.

  17. Droll not Troll | 11:59 pm |

    @James 10:29pm: I hear it’s good for the vowels.

  18. Marum | 12:27 am |

    It’s the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

  19. Marum | 12:34 am |

    🎼Fangs for the memory🎸

  20. Droll not Troll | 12:50 am |

    Crackers don’t need strawberries and cream! They need dentistry, so they can have more than one tooth.

  21. Pete | 4:20 am |

    @Marum,

    Ach zo?
    Ah, soh deshoh. (I guess so…)

  22. EffEff | 7:36 am |

    The tooth wants silver and mercury.

  23. Marum | 8:03 am |

    I should have also added that the “s” is pronounced like a soft “z”

    As in Zoe, not Zog.

    I love the phonetics of languages.

    Like Ton Brady’s missus. Giselle Bundchen. It doesn’t rhyme with chisel as in English. But in the Spanish/Portuguese manner with a soft “h” Hisellee..
    The “e” at the end as in Penelope.. Much more attractive than Ghi-zel.

    OK. I can hear everyone’s eyes glazing over. Sori tumas ol wantok.

  24. Marum | 7:45 am |

    TOM Brady.

  25. Peter Chan | 11:49 am |

    That poor little missing ‘r’ just got stuck in that tooth.

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