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posted on 24 Jan 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Careful–no pushing

Photo courtesy of Mondo.
Found in China. 

23 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    I know it takes time

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    Correct use though

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Beware of ‘roid rage.

  4. Eggrish | 4:21 am |

    Oldman take a poop at my life. I’m a pot like you were.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    He was great in “Léon: The Professional”

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    He’s down the road.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |

    Takin’ a “Grumpy”.

  8. Conventi | 6:10 am |

    Reserved only for Gary ?

  9. iLock | 6:14 am |

    ♫ Oldman! Can you sit on the loo, I said oldman! Can you do a good poo.
    I said oldman! I hope your bowels working, dude ♫

  10. Running Comment | 7:52 am |

    I bet Paul Newman would have wanted his own crapper as well.

  11. Marum | 10:05 am |

    How does one levitate, a couple of inches above the seat?

  12. Marum | 10:10 am |

    THE SCOTTISH LAMENT

    Here I sit broken-hearted,
    Paid a penny,
    And only farted.

  13. Marum | 10:12 am |

    Uhh. I thought it got more urgent, as one got older.

  14. James | 11:26 am |

    He is an oldman because he did not go to the deformed man end place.

  15. James | 11:27 am |

    I too thought Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy was a bit crap, but…

  16. Peter Chan | 11:55 am |

    Immediately next to the “YOUNGBOY”

  17. James | 12:31 pm |

    @Marum 10:10: Then I had a second chance, tried to fart and sh*t my pants

  18. coffeebot | 3:16 pm |

    Oldman, look at my life
    I’m a lot like you were

  19. Droll not Troll | 3:17 pm |

    @Marum | 10:05 am: The power of the beans and onions diet.

  20. Droll not Troll | 10:55 pm |

    It occurs to me that this may not be a sign for a toilet, but for a waiting area or something. Which would make it even funnier!

  21. Long Tom | 8:39 am |

    So you younguns can use the facilities on the upper floor!

  22. Frank Burns | 10:44 am |

    For Eggrish and Coffeebot, here’s the second verse:

    “I need someone to wipe me when I’m through,”

  23. Pete | 6:27 am |

    This should be placed on men’s rooms all over Brooklyn, NYC.
    Why?

    Although in English the slang for an old man is “Old Fart”, in Yiddish the equivalent slang is “Alter Kahker”…an “Old Crapper”!

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