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posted on 26 Feb 2019 in Buildings, Chinglish, Signs

Stay out of the hot tub.

Photo courtesy of Lance Marlo.
Found in Xi’an, China.

32 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    Home of neoliberalism

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Mein Gott!

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    I sincerely hope it only means, that they have gold plated bathroom fittings.

  4. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Gives you that warm wet feeling.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |

    This has been passed by our maids.

  6. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Might be good for washing your Herr in.

  7. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    For all your urolagnial desires

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    If you want room service, just give them a tinkle.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Right next-door to the kompromat… er… I mean laundromat.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    They’re working for Mel Brooks!

    (If you get that reference, please let me know)

  11. Running Comment | 5:49 am |

    A weekend at this place is what hides in the Christmas Bag of Threats.

  12. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |

    If you can’t pay your bill, you’re-in-trouble.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:08 am |

    We apologise for the incontinence.

  14. James | 7:27 am |

    They’re obviously taking the piss

  15. Marum | 8:12 am |

    You’re incontinent of Asia.

  16. Marum | 8:13 am |

    It’s nice to pee into China.

  17. Marum | 8:14 am |

    Toupee in the shower, could be hair raising.

  18. Classic Steve | 8:15 am |

    They have a pool. Not an ool.

  19. Marum | 8:19 am |

    May the c—s of a thousand she-camels, piss upon you effendi.

  20. Marum | 8:25 am |

    @Classic Steve. 0815. I always did worry about people who sit at a Pool Bar for four hours, and never once get out for a pee.

    Personally, I never go near one. Marinading myself in urine for several hours, is neither my preference, nor my perversion.

  21. Pete | 10:14 am |

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    The original Chinese means “Golden Rain”.
    Bet they have ZERO clue what they REALLY named their establishment!!!

  22. Pete | 10:17 am |

    Hmmm…
    I wonder if this is where President Xi plays with HIS “She”???

  23. Pete | 10:19 am |

    Here’s what’s even funnier:

    This “Golden Shower” hotel is located in Xi’an.
    Which in English is pronounced somewhat close to “She On”.
    As in “She On Top”….

    (snicker, guffaw, hoot)

  24. Frank Burns | 12:53 pm |

    “Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.”
    “You shine like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.”

  25. EffEff | 5:34 pm |

    The staff has positronic brains and pisstronic bladders.

  26. Marum | 7:33 pm |

    If your lady enjoy peeing on you, don’t worry too much. She may be doing it for the same reason that dogs pee on trees.

    She is marking her territory.

  27. Droll not Troll | 8:28 pm |

    Is that a chocolate on your pillow?

  28. Droll not Troll | 8:30 pm |

    Nobody doing the “Number one for service” joke?
    Okay, then….

  29. Marum | 9:09 pm |

    @Pete 1019. Thou must needs stop eating Chinese takeaway.

    It is affecting thy brain.👲

  30. Droll not Troll | 10:30 pm |

    @Marum | 4:06 am : Yes, I recall reading that the Russians have tapes of some gold-plated bathroom fittings.
    Or something. 😉

  31. Geiginni | 12:16 pm |

    The perfect hotel bar for getting pissed!

  32. Long Tom | 8:45 am |

    Real article in an old Yoga Journal magazine:

    http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

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