Have anything in a culotte?

posted on 6 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

No skirts before dinner.

Photo courtesy of Grant Murray.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Something for later

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Long or short

  3. Marum | 4:20 am |

    Speaking for myself….I’d rather gnaw the crotch out of the panties.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    With dressing?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Not too much, or you’ll be sari!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Get some zip in your diet.

  7. Marum | 4:56 am |

    Might be summat as mundane, as Skirt-steak.

  8. Marum | 4:57 am |

    That’s noo a skirt laddie.

    It’s ma kilt.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Did you hear about the guy who tried to eat a plaid skirt?
    It kilt him.

  10. Eggrish | 5:13 am |

    Voreurism

  11. Marum | 5:21 am |

    Hark where the pipes are callin, come where the sleet is fallin,
    For It sure must be gruesome, with a blue frozen twosome,
    Wearin a Kilt, in the cold highland air.

  12. Marum | 5:28 am |

    If you don’t mind Chan old chasp. I’ll skirt around this, and have something not quite so green.

  13. Running Comment | 5:32 am |

    Is that a snack on your skirt or are you just happy to see me ?

  14. Marum | 5:34 am |

    Entree: Panties.

    Main course: Skirt.

    Desert: A little muff.

  15. Running Comment | 5:34 am |

    Bad hair day.

  16. Marum | 5:38 am |

    Jock. Is that your Kilt.
    Aye lassie.

    Oh. I thought it was a Scotch Terrier, but wen I tickled it’s tummy, it spat at me.

  17. Marum | 5:41 am |

    muff1Dictionary result for muff
    /mʌf/Submit
    noun
    1.
    a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth.

    GOD! BOTH hands.

  18. Marum | 5:46 am |

    EDIT: Dessert.

  19. Marum | 5:51 am |

    @Eggrish 0513
    Did you mean this:

    He dreamed of being swallowed alive by a dragon, a possible sign of vorarephilia.

  20. James | 7:21 am |

    If on a diet, snack on the miniskirt.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:01 am |

    Everyone pants for this meal.

  22. Marum | 8:12 am |

    So, I assume the rest of us, all suffer from voraphobia then.

  23. EffEff | 9:38 am |

    @Marum 5:51: It was quick, unlike a Sarlacc beast.

  24. James | 2:34 pm |

    Could be done if you cooked Lady Gaga’s meat dress. Mmmmm.

  25. Droll not Troll | 10:58 pm |

    A skirt doesn’t cover the nibbles.

  26. Marum | 12:57 am |

    This girl went to a blokes place for something to eat – and only got a titbit. (tidbit)

  27. Droll not Troll | 1:55 am |

    @Marum | 5:21 am: As the kilted Scotsman said: ” I dinna ken where yon wind is comin’ frae, but I ken weel where ’tis goin’!

  28. Pete | 10:48 am |

    Waiter, thanks but but I think I’ll stick with my usual order of “snack UNDER her skirt” today, if you don’t mind.

  29. Peter Chan | 12:00 pm |

    What next?
    Snack on the underwear?

  30. Pete | 5:07 pm |

    Just to temporarily (?) round the entries out to an even 30 posts:

    Pssst…Kermit! Time to cue up “It’s not easy being green seaweed salad!”

  31. Droll not Troll | 12:03 am |

    @Peter Chan | 12:00 pm: Edible underwear is actually a thing.
    -or so I’m told.

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