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Have anything in a culotte?
No skirts before dinner.
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Something for later
Long or short
Speaking for myself….I’d rather gnaw the crotch out of the panties.
With dressing?
Not too much, or you’ll be sari!
Get some zip in your diet.
Might be summat as mundane, as Skirt-steak.
That’s noo a skirt laddie.
It’s ma kilt.
Did you hear about the guy who tried to eat a plaid skirt?
It kilt him.
Voreurism
Hark where the pipes are callin, come where the sleet is fallin,
For It sure must be gruesome, with a blue frozen twosome,
Wearin a Kilt, in the cold highland air.
If you don’t mind Chan old chasp. I’ll skirt around this, and have something not quite so green.
Is that a snack on your skirt or are you just happy to see me ?
Entree: Panties.
Main course: Skirt.
Desert: A little muff.
Bad hair day.
Jock. Is that your Kilt.
Aye lassie.
Oh. I thought it was a Scotch Terrier, but wen I tickled it’s tummy, it spat at me.
muff1Dictionary result for muff
/mʌf/Submit
noun
1.
a tube made of fur or other warm material into which the hands are placed for warmth.
GOD! BOTH hands.
EDIT: Dessert.
@Eggrish 0513
Did you mean this:
He dreamed of being swallowed alive by a dragon, a possible sign of vorarephilia.
If on a diet, snack on the miniskirt.
Everyone pants for this meal.
So, I assume the rest of us, all suffer from voraphobia then.
@Marum 5:51: It was quick, unlike a Sarlacc beast.
Could be done if you cooked Lady Gaga’s meat dress. Mmmmm.
A skirt doesn’t cover the nibbles.
This girl went to a blokes place for something to eat – and only got a titbit. (tidbit)
@Marum | 5:21 am: As the kilted Scotsman said: ” I dinna ken where yon wind is comin’ frae, but I ken weel where ’tis goin’!
Waiter, thanks but but I think I’ll stick with my usual order of “snack UNDER her skirt” today, if you don’t mind.
What next?
Snack on the underwear?
Just to temporarily (?) round the entries out to an even 30 posts:
Pssst…Kermit! Time to cue up “It’s not easy being green seaweed salad!”
@Peter Chan | 12:00 pm: Edible underwear is actually a thing.
-or so I’m told.