It’s all here!

posted on 11 Feb 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains it…

Photo courtesy of Russell Solomon.
Found in Dongguan, China.

21 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Kind reminder: Please complete translation of sign ASAP.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    It’s a cue. A far cue.

  3. Marum | 4:16 am |

    In that case….We will pay you in kind. BEND OVER

  4. Eggrish | 4:18 am |

    Kind Reminder:

    You no learn Chinese, you go to re-education camp!
    Learn hard labor instead!

    China IKEA

  5. Algernon | 4:20 am |

    Sorry I’m flat packed

  6. Algernon | 4:21 am |

    Ok I’ll bite.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    Be kind. Re-mind.
    Ikea Video.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:38 am |

    I’m having trouble putting it together.

  9. Marum | 6:55 am |

    IKEA? GOD? What did the poor Chinese do, to have this crappy junk foisted upon them.

  10. Marum | 7:08 am |

    Hopefully, 3D Printers will be the end of IKEA.

    That way, everyone can make their own flat-pack junk. Or even design it. So they will have no one to blame but their own stupidity.

    Borg d borg d borg.

  11. Marum | 7:17 am |

    It wrecks every dream,
    It buggers every flatpak,
    Till you effen scream.

    Climb every mountain
    Ford every stream
    Follow every rainbow
    Till you find your dream. (From the Sound of Mucus)

  12. Marum | 7:19 am |

    The other great thing about IKEA, is you can never take it back for a refund, because you have Buckley’s chance of getting all the $hite back into the original packaging.

  13. Pete | 7:38 am |

    @Marum 7:17,

    Hmmmm…that’s funny.
    I always thought the Sound of Mucus was akin to:


  14. alexmagnus | 8:23 am |

    Chinese text says something like: “It takes about 5 minutes from queueing in here to fetching food”

    Guess they think non-Chinese speakers are accustomed to long queues and therefore must not be informed about them.

  15. EffEff | 4:30 pm |

    @Pete 7:38: Gesundheit!

  16. Marum | 4:46 pm |

    @EffEFF 1630. Unheimlich gut.👌

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:15 pm |

    Marum | 6:55 am: The Chinese? I thought they invented crappy junk!
    Karma is a bitch.

  18. Droll not Troll | 9:21 pm |

    @alexmagnus: But if the food was assembled by customers, it would take longer. And there would be mysterious parts left over. 😉

  19. Marum | 1:37 am |

    @DnT .The Chinese are merely following the path trodden by he Japanese, in the 60s.
    ie; Come in at the bottom end of the market and flood it with cheap – imitation – junk, and then, gradually move upmarket.

    Look at Samsung electronics, Honda motorcycles, Hyundai supertankers, and cars. The Koreans did it too, as you may note. So why not the Chinese?

  20. Marum | 1:41 am |

    The Assembly of God?

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I would expect Gods to be self-assembling.

  21. DrLex | 9:52 am |

    What, no “warm prompt”? Well, obviously it wouldn’t be warm anymore after queuing for 5 minutes…

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