She meant a lot to me…

posted on 28 Feb 2019 in Candy/Gum, Chinglish, Snacks

My mom was a peach.

Photo courtesy of Robert Gram.

19 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Because preserved wife cherry is much more difficult to find.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Wife doesn’t give a fig; she’s stoned.

  3. Algernon | 4:27 am |

    So not a pair

  4. Algernon | 4:31 am |

    That wife has balls

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Could they, perchance, mean Prunus domestica?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    @Algernon | 4:31 am: They’re hubby’s. She wears them as earrings.

  7. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |

    I was looking for a pair of melons…..

  8. Pete | 8:24 am |

    ♫ Fifty ways to eat your lover…Just grind her into plum, chum.. ♫

  9. Marum | 5:04 pm |

    Do you know that if they preserve your body and then bury you in highly alkaline soil, you will turn into a bar of soap?

    eg: animal fat + Lye = soap.

  10. Marum | 5:08 pm |

    My Filipina lady, had Buns to die for.

  11. Marum | 5:13 pm |

    I wonder which plum they meant. They look like preserved Yellow Plums, or Mirabelles.

    NB. P. mume (Chinese plum, Japanese apricot). P = prunus (L)

  12. Marum | 5:18 pm |

    BTW There are two other Chinese Plums I know of:

    P. salicina (Chinese plum)

    P. simonii (widely cultivated in North China)

    But have no idea what colour they are.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:37 pm |

    @Frank Burns: You need to marry a woman like that in a public ceremony. You can’t elope…. 😛

  14. Droll not Troll | 11:15 pm |

    @Algernon 4:27: Not even a pear.

  15. Marum | 4:57 am |

    DnT 0433. Right on mate! Mirabelle Plums. = P. Domestica

  16. Droll not Troll | 9:01 pm |

    @Marum 4:57: I thought that might explain “wife” . Thanks for the confirmation.

  17. Marum | 2:43 am |

    @DnT above I never knew Mirabelle, was an old Chinese girl’s name.

    BTW. I thought it may have been P. mume. (sounds like “mummy”)

  18. Marum | 2:55 am |

    Maybe we are all on the wrong track.

    Maybe they are “anal balls”. The lady on the right, looks a little bit more joyous than she ought to.

  19. Marum | 2:57 am |

    Imagine loading up the coal scuttle, while you are stuffing the fire-box.

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