Try the unleaded shrimp extract

posted on 14 Feb 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Brandon Albers.
Found in Vietnam.

20 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Order that last item? No fracking way!

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    The Exxon Valdez looks excellent

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Oops! Make that the 4th item.

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    We have it by the tanker

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    That salad has some bee pee on it.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |

    Oh, I see. They’re CRUDE-ités.

  7. DrLex | 4:53 am |

    Delicious diesel salad!

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    We won’t pollute your coas….er…..waistline.

  9. Pete | 6:16 am |

    Waiter, you folks wouldn’t happen to have mixed race titty extract, would you? I’m a single dad. My Asian baby mama flew the coop and my kid’s hungry…

  10. Classic Steve | 8:20 am |

    Well, somebody had to make the dressing….

  11. Marum | 8:27 am |

    That’s why you need the oil. To extract the shrimp from wherever it got stuck.

  12. Frank Burns | 10:14 am |

    No thanks, it gives me gas.

  13. James | 10:56 am |

    Gives you more hydrocarbons in your diet.

  14. Marum | 1:13 pm |

    We have a new chef. The new menu, is only a Shell of what it used to be. In fact, we have had to put an Exxon most Items..

  15. The Dude | 3:21 pm |

    I’m not even ordering the dam salad because my doctor says I should watch my BP.

  16. Marum | 4:27 pm |

    At these prices it’s not AGIP.

  17. UCity | 7:34 pm |

    They’ve gone green, I see.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 2:43 pm |

    My Chinese neighbor , Mr Lau, has been missing for quite a while.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 2:44 pm |

    Salads made by big oil companies are always dull and damp.

  20. Peter Chan | 4:32 pm |

    Waiter, a BP, a Shell and a Mobil. please!

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