Good design, slean lines.

posted on 8 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Can I wear this at the beash?

Photo courtesy of J.G.
Found on a sweater from China.

21 captions

  1. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Do where?

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    Dry slean al that bleash doing elegant woman

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    But bleashing is fine if you use capital letters.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    If your slean is dry, try a personal lubricant.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Mid-ichlorians (150). Not Jedi material.

  6. Running Comment | 4:45 am |

    I like to wash…does that make me a sleanbag ?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    @Running Comment: LOL! (I really did.)

  8. Marum | 8:07 am |

    These seem like reasonable requirements for a lady.

  9. Marum | 8:10 am |

    I get it. It’s TIGENA for knitwear.

    https://tigena.aliexpress.com/store/1824155

  10. Pete | 8:52 am |

    Can’t do ALL the elegant women at the beach?
    Oh well. Tigena Matata!

  11. Marum | 9:12 am |

    @Pete 0852.
    Hujambo mate? Hakuna wasiwasi, napenda kujaribu.

  12. Classic Steve | 9:26 am |

    I don’t know that dance.

  13. Marum | 9:33 am |

    Furthermore: Napenda kufanya upendo kwa wasichana wote wazuri.:evil:

  14. Marum | 9:45 am |

    Pete. How is your Kiswahili? If it is only a Lion King standard, I will provide a translation.

    1. Hello mate. No worries, I would like to try.

    2. I would like to make love to all the pretty girls. 😈

  15. Pete | 9:47 am |

    @Marum,

    (…Pete chuckles in background…)

  16. Marum | 9:52 am |

    When I was young, beyond food, drink, directions, etc. The first thing I would learn, is how to seduce a lady. Black white or yellow, or any combination, similar things turn ladies on. After that, the geography is all the same.

    THE GODS BE PRAISED.

  17. Long Tom | 11:06 am |

    Usually, to “do” a woman means to deal with her hair.

  18. Frank Burns | 1:01 pm |

    @ Long Tom. That would give a whole new meaning to B T Express’s hit “Do it ’till you’re satisfied”.

  19. Marum | 6:34 pm |

    @Long Tom 1106.

    Q. Then. Why are pubic hairs always curly?

    A. If they were straight, you would poke your eyes out.

  20. Tom41 | 3:22 am |

    Last time I tried to dry a slean, I got injured…

  21. Peter Chan | 3:28 pm |

    Not suitable for shildren under 18

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