More Balls than the Bulls

posted on 24 Mar 2019 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Angus Ni.
Found in China. 

15 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Hung of course

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Whoa big fella

  3. Marum | 4:28 am |

    There is nothing like a good game of footbrawl.

  4. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Hmm. Do debutantes still have balls?

  5. Marum | 4:33 am |

    A! U! Yes U.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    ‘Taint right!
    … and left.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    … and Texas hold’em.

  8. Chris | 4:55 am |

    You’d have to be nuts to wear something like that.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    @Marum 0430: That would be a whole different kind of “coming out”.

  10. Running Comment | 4:59 am |

    As opposed to its more famous Spanish version, Chinese ball fighting does not result in a lot of visible blood.

  11. Marum | 5:32 am |

    @Running Comment 0459. Yes. Just as in the Eskimo ear-pull contest, the protagonist’s nuts are attached to each other’s by a stout cord.

    They then place each foot against the other person’s, and commence to try to yank each other’s nuts.

    Naturally, the first person to give in, or lose his family jewels, is the loser.

    There! That is the real reason Chinese have little slitty eyes.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |

    EDIT Yank each other’s nuts loose.

  13. Droll not Troll | 11:09 pm |

    Someone should get the sack for this!

  14. Long Tom | 7:36 am |

    The later Pink Panther movies had a store proprietor named Auguste Balls.

  15. iLock | 6:04 pm |

    “Yah bustin’ mah balls!”

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