Tears not included

posted on 4 Mar 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Christine Dottle. 

23 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Instructions written by some S.O.B.

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Well you have a washing machine, you put the garment in the washing machine and turn it on.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    If you can’t cry clean, can you P clean?

  4. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Crying won’t do it.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Keep your bawls out of the washtub.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Also, do not bleach your wring.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |

    That’s why commandos don’t cry.

  8. Eggrish | 4:45 am |

    Tears for Cheers.

  9. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |

    Is that “do not wring” or a Luftwaffe insignia?

  10. Chris | 8:06 am |

    Are you crying? There’s no crying in laundry!

  11. James | 9:52 am |

    Seest thou this woman? I entered into thine house, thou gavest me no water for my feet: but she hath washed my feet with tears, and wiped them with the hairs of her head. She hath cry cleaned.

  12. Pete | 11:04 am |

    “Cry me a river”, I’ve heard.
    But “Cry me a laundry load”?????

  13. Long Tom | 1:12 pm |

    https://www.johnsonsbaby.com/baby-products/johnsons-baby-shampoo?upcean=381371025619

    At least it’s not a problem with Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo.

  14. Marum | 3:36 pm |

    hey Chang! Is it alright if I use my feet to do the hand-wash?

  15. Marum | 3:38 pm |

    I do note, that triangles appear to be banned in China. They mention it twice.

  16. Marum | 3:41 pm |

    @Frank Burns 0600.

    Yes. That’s the Fokker.

  17. Marum | 3:42 pm |

    Or failing that . It’s me 109.

  18. Marum | 3:45 pm |

    One obviously cannot wash these clothes in Queensland in summer. It seldom gets below 30 degrees C.

  19. Droll not Troll | 3:50 pm |

    Cry clean? Why, wash the matter?

  20. Droll not Troll | 12:52 am |

    I see the sense in washing underwear at less than 30º C. Any stray… er… proteins won’t set at those temperatures. 😉

  21. Peter Chan | 12:46 pm |

    Do not wring, but you can wear and tear.

  22. zankhana | 3:32 pm |

    My dry cleaning bill brings tears to my eyes too!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Tom41 | 3:20 am |

    Can someone explain how you’re supposed to wash by crying?

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