Trouble is my middle name.

posted on 20 Mar 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I got 99 troubles and toilet paper ain’t one of them.

Photo courtesy of Arabela Iggesen Valenzuela.
Found in Seoul, South Korea. 

16 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Diving not recommended either

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Squat and contemplate instead

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    If you do, Professor Hill won’t be able to sell his instruments.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    Don’t give us issues with the tissues, we won’t hassle your assle.

  5. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    Can I flush my cares away?

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    ♪ ♫ Nobody knows the trouble I’ve flushed.. ♪ ♫

  7. Running Comment | 5:57 am |

    “When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened”
    – WSC

  8. Marum | 9:59 am |

    TOILET GRAFFITI:

    Do not try to kangaroo this seat. Queensland crabs jump thirty feet.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:17 pm |

    For anyone who is mystified by my first comment:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qam1fbQmA_s

  10. Marum | 6:25 pm |

    @Running Comment. 0557. Puts me in mind of my share trading.

    I have predicted seven of the last three Stock-market crashes.

    At least I got the last one right, and was completely out of the market, but I got out nearly 2 years early, and missed out on a good “Bull Run”.

  11. Marum | 6:32 pm |

    BTW. A mate of mine had a Margin Loan, and was heavily invested in ABC learning. I warned him that Eddie Groves was building a “House of Cards”, and to get out. When that crashed totally, it wiped him out.

    What would an ex Milko (E.Groves) know about high finance.

    A frog in a pond, has no concept of the ocean. (Mao Zedong)

  12. Garst | 9:16 pm |

    “And when my toilet broke, I just went straight in the garbage can.” -Philip J. Fry

  13. Wax Frog | 10:04 pm |

    Now *that’s* what I call a wastebasket!

  14. Pete | 8:26 am |

    Reminds me of a metal plaque I saw affixed to the Great Wall of China at the Ba Da Ling steps: “Make No Nuisance!”

    I read the Japanese and it basically says “Please don’t throw trash or other items into the toilet. Please put them in a trash can. Thank you for your cooperation.”

  15. Marum | 4:01 pm |

    If he is going to lob things in the basket, at least he is the right colour, don’t think he is about eight feet tall though

  16. Marum | 4:03 pm |

    Hard to tell though, because he is $hitting down.

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