We stop at nothing to protect skin…

posted on 13 Mar 2019 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Michelle Boyle.

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  1. Running Comment | 4:05 am |

    * May be subject to export licences and end-user certificates – please contact you local War Office for details prior to placing order.

  2. Running Comment | 4:07 am |

    The Emperor’s New Stockings.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    The all-missile design will make your legs go all the way to heaven.
    If they don’t already go there.

  4. Running Comment | 4:08 am |

    Nice legs, shame about the face.

  5. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    Well careful where you put the missile

  6. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Stockings or sun protection

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Sharp knees I can handle, but I’m staying well away from legs that shoot sunlight!

  8. jjhitt | 4:17 am |

    Is that a missile in your stockings or are you just happy to see me?

  9. jjhitt | 4:18 am |

    The real reason for Daylight Savings Time.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    It’s a shame these stockings don’t go up to where the sun don’t shine.

  11. jjhitt | 4:47 am |

    Those are hose. As in “or else it gets the hose again”.

  12. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |

    And the Pentagon spent all that money on the S.D.I. program…….

  13. DrLex | 6:32 am |

    The ultimate solution to prevent harm from sunlight: just blow up the entire sun.

  14. James | 6:48 am |

    For the lady who wishes to look like a patriot.

  15. Long Tom | 10:31 am |

    I’ve heard of “dynamite legs”, but this is ridiculous!

  16. EffEff | 12:24 pm |

    Laser legs!

  17. James | 2:11 pm |

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4

    Part of the same clothing range?

  18. Long Tom | 2:43 pm |

    “Dynamite with a laser beam!”

    Line from the song “Killer Queen”.

  19. Marum | 4:42 pm |

    Good GOD! She’s got a pair of ICBMs.

  20. Marum | 4:46 pm |

    Fortunately, they don’t go high enough up to be tongue-proof.

  21. Marum | 5:26 pm |

    WEATHER WARNING.

    If missile enters slowly and often enough, it may caused localized flooding, tremors, and possible major seismic activity.

  22. Pete | 8:05 pm |

    @DrLex 6:32,

    “Oh and I’ll also blow up the sun because
    it blocks my view of the heavenly body of Venus.”
    -Marvin the Martian

  23. Pete | 8:07 pm |

    Breathable, eh?
    So, apparently not queef-proof.

  24. Pete | 2:44 am |


    She’s Got Legs!
    And she know how to use them…

  25. Peter Chan | 11:56 am |

    CAUTION
    Missile alert !

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