You didn’t see this…

posted on 5 Mar 2019 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Sierra Smith.
Found in China. 

24 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Not at all

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Did I read the sign? Of course not, officer!

  3. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Why not

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Don’t be noughty!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    …because nature abhors a vacuum.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Sgt Hans Schultz was here.

  7. Marum | 4:21 am |

    “This makes me feel like a Fireman!”

    ‘Don’t be silly. Where would you get one at this time of night?’

  8. Marum | 4:23 am |

    I would not be climbing my lady’s balcony, if I were getting nothing.

  9. Marum | 4:23 am |

    It’s a sign of the climbs.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Would I be committing an off fence?

  11. James | 4:33 am |

    Do not attempt to get a leg over

  12. Running Comment | 4:40 am |

    – How did it go ?
    – ……

  13. Marum | 4:41 am |

    CTIRIF = Corking the iron railing is forbidden.

  14. Running Comment | 4:41 am |

    – Something ?
    – No, nothing.

  15. Running Comment | 4:44 am |

    – Not even growing a hand in the fence ?
    – No, nothing.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:06 am |

    Well it’s better than a “no it all”.

  17. Conventi | 6:12 am |

    You no nothing, Jon Snow.

  18. Classic Steve | 9:36 am |

    In other words, something.

  19. Droll not Troll | 7:11 pm |

    What is this I don’t not can’t even

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:13 pm |

    Move along, folks. Something to see here.

  21. Nonsuch Ned | 7:14 am |

    I’ve held this view for quite some time actually and am glad to be vindicated. “Nothing” is a noun (a person, place, or THING), so by definition, nothing is some thing. So if you’re doing “nothing” than you really are doing something. And if nothing is there than something is there. So really, there is NO NOTHING and this sign is completely correct.

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 7:16 am |

    …BTW, that is not a serious observation, it’s just something I bring up to annoy people. 😛 (and technically- that’s an out-of-date definition of a noun)

  23. Peter Chan | 12:51 pm |

    It’s a NO to NOTHING.
    By logic it must be a YES to EVERYTHING.

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 6:17 am |

    I hear nothing, I see nothing, I no nothing!

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