Amateur doors only.

posted on 22 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Absolutely no high fives.

Photo courtesy of Kyle Springer.
Found in an elevator in Shanghai, China. 

16 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    No touch button. It makes noise

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    No hoping with the juping.

  3. Running Comment | 4:11 am |

    – I’ve been stuck in this bloody elevator for a week now.
    – Why is that ?
    – No touch button.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    I’ve used elevators, and I’ve used fire, but how one would use an earthquake is a mystery.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    The elevator may not be out of order, but everything else is!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |

    I had no intention of paying, and I haven’t even met this Ju Ping.

  7. Marum | 5:18 am |

    I can understand banning professional doors.

    One never knows who’s been banging them last.

  8. Frank Burns | 5:18 am |

    Robby Krieger has to use the stairs.

  9. Marum | 5:28 am |

    The no leaning sign, reminds me of the horse in (blazing saddles?) which would lean cross-legged against a wall.

    So I taught my daughter’s Arab to do that too. he was really easy to train. As she used to ride him in Dressage, she never forgave me for that.

  10. Marum | 5:31 am |

    So slap dancing in Lederhosen, ist verboten.

  11. Marum | 5:45 am |

    Slap dancing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQI1At7mzZw

    Verrück Deutschen.

  12. Marum | 5:50 am |

    EDIT: Verrückte Deutsche? I’m not sure, plurals “e” or “en” often beat me, in Deutsch.

  13. Marum | 6:00 am |

    EDIT: Verrückte Deutsche? I’m not sure, plurals “e” or “en” often beat me, in Deutsch.
    I realize that all plurals become feminine gender Thus Deutsche deutschen as in Katze katzen.

  14. Marum | 6:16 am |

    My mistake. Lee Marvin and the drunken horse, were in Cat Ballou.

  15. Marum | 6:25 am |

    Cat Ballou, Paint Your Wagon, ZULU, and Pretty Woman, are my favourite movies.
    How’s that for an eclectic mix?

  16. Droll not Troll | 3:25 am |

    @Marum 0625: Oddly enough, I don’t think I’ve watched any of those movies. Some to catch up on one day.
    My favourites list includes Blazing Saddles, Chicken Run, The Shape of Water, and Dogma.
    Lots of good movies out there.

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