Anywhere but here…

posted on 16 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Do it behind the dumpsters.

Photo courtesy of A.N.
Found in Yuyuan Garden in Shanghai.

21 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    It’s down road.

  2. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    Why?

  3. Marum | 4:19 am |

    I agree. It makes your Violin all messy.

  4. Marum | 4:22 am |

    If you do, the local police will shanghai you for the chain-gang.

  5. Marum | 4:24 am |

    Or for organ donations. That way you will live on, just in separate geographic locations.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Do it on the chorus.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    “He’s fallen in the water!”
    -from the Goon Show.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    This bridge doesn’t flush.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Well, up your nose, then.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:41 am |

    “That water sure is cold.”
    “And deep too.”

  11. Running Comment | 6:05 am |

    A bridge over troubled waters.

  12. Running Comment | 6:06 am |

    @DnT, 5.01 am:
    – ….and now for something completely different – a man with a bridge up his nose.

  13. Classic Steve | 7:26 am |

    Liar. That sign IS on the bridge.

  14. Marum | 7:54 am |

    The original sign was too long.
    This sign is an a-bridge-ment of the original.

  15. Pete | 9:55 am |

    Because it’s TOO FAR, Field Marshal Montgomery!
    -Ike

  16. Droll not Troll | 1:13 am |

    @Running Comment | 6:06 am: Different? But every human nose has a bridge.

  17. Marum | 1:25 am |

    @DnT 0113 . But he could be a Civil Engineer, with all his knows in a bridge.

  18. Droll not Troll | 3:44 am |

    Dave’s not here.

  19. DrLex | 3:57 am |

    The true meaning of the Chinese text is just as puzzling. It says: “this is not the direction to go up the bridge”. I guess it’s a way to keep the sign-makers busy after all useful signs are done.

  20. DrLex | 4:00 am |

    Maybe this garden uses inverse logic. To find your way, find the road that does not have a sign saying it’s the wrong way.

  21. Peter Chan | 4:19 pm |

    Shall we do it in the troubled water?

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