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posted on 15 Apr 2019 in Candy/Gum, Engrish from Other Countries

They’re tastier that way…

Photo courtesy of BN.
Found in the Philippines. 

21 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Biting without teeth is OK, then?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Which came first, the children or the egg?

  3. Marum | 4:11 am |

    It is probably Balut.

  4. Marum | 4:14 am |

    The average family in the Philippines is about 500 or so. They would never miss one or two.

  5. Marum | 4:16 am |

    BTW. If I can’t bite them – may I give them a good sucking?

  6. Algernon | 4:30 am |

    Breeding children for food. Its a worry.

  7. Algernon | 4:31 am |

    Don’t know how you eat it then

  8. Running Comment | 4:35 am |

    Good luck with keeping something dry and cool in the Philippines.

  9. Running Comment | 4:39 am |

    @Marum 4.16 am:

    My grandmother doesn’t have any teeth and could give you lessons.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    It’s nice to see that the Soylent Corp. is getting into the Easter spirit.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    obligatory:
    “I like children, but I couldn’t eat a whole one”.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |

    Children are not included with the product. They cost eggstra.

  13. Marum | 6:06 am |

    Would you like a lolly, little girl?

  14. Marum | 6:18 am |

    A lolly Easter Egg with a coating nearly an inch thick, would not require teeth. It would require a bloody jackhammer.

    I once bought my kids one about 5/16″ thick, they used a hammer to break it. I think it cost over AUD$100.00 in the mid 80s. But at least I only needed to buy one, for both of them to share. It stood about 2’6″ tall.

  15. Garst | 12:11 pm |

    It’s so difficult to be young and a cannibal these days.

  16. Pete | 3:33 pm |

    Some disassembly required.

  17. Marum | 6:23 pm |

    I am a meat-eating-vegetarian.

    I only eat Vegans

  18. Droll not Troll | 8:20 pm |

    Not all children under 6 are that sweet.

  19. Droll not Troll | 8:32 pm |

    @Marum 1823: I guess that makes people who consume young children, humanitarians.

  20. Pete | 11:02 pm |

    If you purchase this at a supermarket, does this mean the contents are superhumans?

  21. Peter Chan | 4:17 pm |

    I shall pass . . . such pain in the arse, not gorgeous at all !

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