Mom says I am…

posted on 10 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Yici He.
Found in Beijing, China. 

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Would be funnier with h on the end, or with first and last vowels removed.

  2. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    You’re not there yet – your underwear is still inside your pants.

  3. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |

    Faster than a sitting Buddha.
    More powerful than a speeding ticket.
    Able to leap to conclusions.

  4. Marum | 5:36 am |

    My lover says so too. She should know.

  5. Marum | 5:46 am |

    When she yells (Machigatta ana!!!!).

    You know you’ve really excelled, wonder Boy.

  6. Marum | 5:54 am |

    EDIT: When your Chinese lady yells. “Cuò dòng!!!!”

    You know you’ve really excelled your self, Wonder Boy.

  7. Marum | 6:01 am |

    I don’t know if I have the words correct. But that’s what the joke says.

  8. Marum | 6:06 am |

    anyway. Pay no attention to that furrin babble, and keep going deeper. Sooner or later her eyes will cross.

  9. Marum | 6:44 am |

    Apparently it is driving the Chinese Govt. crazy. Censor the internet?????

    Snort giggle. LMFAO!

  10. Classic Steve | 7:41 am |

    A backup singer for Dinaa Orss.

  11. Garst | 10:20 am |

    “asked me about myself”

  12. algernon | 5:42 pm |

    You can’t hurry live

  13. algernon | 5:43 pm |

    One of a kind

  14. Big Fat Cat | 6:59 pm |

    more like a product of Sub-sperm.

  15. Droll not Troll | 10:20 pm |

    I hope he isn’t playing with his MiniMe!

  16. Peter Chan | 3:59 pm |

    Totally puzzled here . . . is it two words,
    or one word with the e & r interchanged,
    or another word having two spurious vowels?

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