Schrödinger’s belt.

posted on 19 Apr 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Haim Grinberg.
Belt from China. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    Focus on belt
    We don’t have a belt
    Focus fail

  2. Algernon | 4:15 am |

    To belt or not to belt

  3. Algernon | 4:20 am |

    Some sort of auto eroticism

  4. Marum | 5:03 am |

    Old Chinesee saying: A belt in a bird, is worth fivee in the hand

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    Winners of the 2008 no belt prize.

  6. Marum | 5:06 am |

    Do you have any in leather?

    My lady has a leather fetish. She craves a leather strap on her bare bum.

  7. Marum | 5:12 am |

    After qualifying at your Martial Arts tests, you get your black belt.

    She waits outside, on the backseat of your car-car.

    When you are a novice, you get your white belt.

    She bends over the handlebars of you motor scooter.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |

    Founded in 2008. Losted in 2018. That’s why we don’t have one.

  9. Frank Burns | 5:22 am |

    If your pants fall down, you have failed your Jedi training.

  10. Marum | 5:24 am |

    Has anyone ever bought a studded leather “choker” for his lady?

    My la Filipina querido thought it was great, but her mother was appalled, when she found it one day.

    Mothers never expect their daughter to be as naughty, as they obviously once were, too.

  11. Marum | 5:27 am |

    @FB 0522. But the farce, is strong with you.

  12. Running Comment | 6:43 am |

    The Emperor’s New Belt.

  13. Running Comment | 6:51 am |

    Ceci n’est pas une ceinture.

  14. Marum | 7:27 am |

    @Running Comment 0651. By girdle: I assume = belt

    Ergo: No es una foto de un cinturón.

  15. Marum | 7:32 am |

    BTW. Except for, “kitchen french” my knowledge of the language is almost nil.

  16. Marum | 8:10 am |

    Come to think of mother’s expectations.
    My lady’s mother wooed and won the Spanish Planter’s son. Although she must have let him think, he was doing the wooing and winning. So she too must have been a great lover as well. So my lady, was definitely, “her mother’s daughter”.

    His family had never intermarried before, in nearly 300 years. Just like the British planters in Africa, they would send home through their stock and station agents, for a lady to come out for a full expenses paid holiday. That way, they would eventually find a bride of their own race.

    What a strange, myopic world they lived in, in those days. To live in a country, (esp. the Philippines) full of the most beautiful and loving women in the world; And send home for a wife????

    A friend of mine lived in Africa for years, and married a tall, slim, absolutely beautiful, African lady. (WOW!!) That is how I learned a little Kiswahili. Obviously from both him and her. (plus a couple of quotes from the Kanga – their book of proverbs)

  17. Classic Steve | 12:03 pm |

    We don’t HAVE a belt; we ARE a belt. What we have is a label.

  18. Pete | 1:54 pm |

    “Firmly and indomitably, we don’t offer what we offer.”

  19. Eggrish | 3:45 pm |

    “Firm and indomitable”

    *Loosens belt*
    I have spare belt to give you, young person. With benefits.

  20. Peter Chan | 4:30 pm |

    Indomitable . . . a belt that never gives up or gives in?
    But where the heck is the belt now?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:40 pm |

    Appreciation of this post may require suspenders of disbelief.

  22. Marum | 2:28 am |

    What colour is the belt?
    One has to assume it is in every colour available, until it is observed.
    Then it may well be in the colour you wish it to be. (or maybe not)

  23. Marum | 2:30 am |

    The enchanted belt, is a woven of witches.

  24. Marum | 6:55 am |

    The ancient Iceni Priestesses in ancient England, tried to make belts. Enchanted belts, at that.

    But try though they might they always failed. The problem was the lack of suitable raw materials. They gave it try after try for centuries, but finally gave it up.

    So thereafter the area in which they tried so hard, was known as: COVEN TRY

  25. Marum | 7:02 am |

    The buckle is firm, and indomitable, forged in a furnace, hammered on an anvil, tempered in Bat’s blood, and, unfortunately, made of crap.

  26. Marum | 7:07 am |

    It is firm, and indomitable.

    At least, that is what Lois Lane reckons.

  27. Marum | 7:11 am |

    Until the night she used a mineral based lubricant, which had Kryptonite in it.
    Then, Superslug, couldn’t get it up again, for ninety days.

  28. UCity | 7:52 am |

    Not having a belt, that’s a paddlin’.

  29. Marum | 6:07 pm |

    OK. I looked it up. JWXE seems to make only double ring belts. They even make leather ones. The leather one is called their Tick tackle belt. (tactical)

    I have no idea what else they do. I kept getting diverted to JWC.

    A curse upon Google search, and all who sail in her.

  30. Marum | 7:27 pm |

    FOCUS ON BELT.

    “Begorrah! What, all of us Patrick?”

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