Better visit the cuffing range…

posted on 14 May 2019 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Marc Shea.

17 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Really! I thought it was a screwdriver.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Not a manicure set?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    I’m gonna bust a cap in your… *checks anatomy chart*… er….armpit1

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |

    007 – licensed to manacle.

  5. Frank Burns | 4:56 am |

    Those may cause a different kind of “bang”.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    Lock and lo… oh, wait…

  7. DrLex | 5:07 am |

    Skip the robbery part and go to jail immediately.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    They left an R out of the first word.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |

    007 –James Bondage.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:50 am |

    Cap Gun – The prequel to “Top Gun” starring Tom Curse.

  11. Chris | 6:11 am |

    @Droll not Troll, 5:35 am: Good one! Too bad the “Like” buttons aren’t working.

  12. Marum | 7:35 am |

    They are from the Department of Tourism, coz’ handcuffs are made for two wrists

  13. Marum | 7:37 am |

    They also come in a mink lined model, for restraining your lady un poco.
    If she wants to be, that is.

  14. Marum | 8:39 am |

    Once you get your lady handcuffed to whatever, always ask. “¿Puedo?”

    If she blushes, and whispers. “Usted puede disfrutar de cualquier parte de mi cuerpo que desea.” You are completely freeeee, to use your imagination to its limits.

    Just expect her to entertain you in kind, later. If you are brave enough to allow her, her turn.

  15. Marum | 9:10 am |

    @DNT 0535. Maybe James Bonsan (梵讃)

    That joke appeared in You Only live Twice. Tiger Tanaka translates the geisha’s reply to Bondo-san’s suggestive remark thus: ‘Bondo-san, this is a woman of some wit. She has made a joke. She says she is already respectably married to one bonsan and there is no room on her futon for another. Bonsan means a priest, a greybeard. Futon, as you know, is a bed. She has made a joke on your name.’

  16. Marum | 9:19 am |

    I read all the early bond books, before I saw the first movie. Sean Connery, was precisely how my imagination pictured Jimmy B.

    I sometimes wish I did not have such a retentive memory. It would be great to forget many things. It would be comforting at my age to live in the past. But there are still so many things I still want to learn, see, and do. Tomorrow, is a new land to experience.

  17. Droll not Troll | 12:24 am |

    @Chris: Thanks. Good to know I entertained somebody! It’s not easy to tell since the voting broke.

    BTW, I would advise ANYONE who has an idea for a caption to post it. There’s no telling what the lurkers will like.

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