Caused by Darth Virus.

posted on 28 May 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Steer clear of C-HIV-PO

Photo courtesy of Estelle Champagne-Welsh.
Bootleg Lego from Thailand. 

28 captions

  1. Running Comment | 4:03 am |

    “LEBQ” – lesbian, equestrian and barbeque ?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    First, “A New Hope”. Then came tumor, and after that, it really got out of control!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Which one is Luke Skywartner?

  4. Marum | 4:14 am |

    The farce is strong with this one.

  5. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Darth Vader walks into a Doctor’s Surgery with a canary sitting on his head.

    Doc. “What seems to be the problem?”

    The Canary replies. “It started off as a wart on my bum!”

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    Star Warts need to be removed with Force.

  7. Marum | 4:20 am |

    I see a Storm-trooper fapping the enemy.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    It’s only a sun spot.

  9. Marum | 4:26 am |

    Preferred by Princess Verruca, and Luke Papilloma.

  10. Marum | 4:29 am |

    EDIT: Starring Princess Verucca, adn Luke Papilloma.

  11. Marum | 4:33 am |

    I don’t see wart the problem is.

  12. Marum | 4:37 am |

    LEBQ = Lesbians extol being queer.

  13. algernon | 4:40 am |

    Like a pimple on your tongue

  14. algernon | 4:40 am |

    May the farce be wart you

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |

    If you think Star Warts are funny, pray that you don’t contract Spaceballs.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    Told you to quit playing with those frogs.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    Now we know what those little bumps on Lego bricks are called.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    These aren’t the toys you’re looking for.

  19. Pete | 5:39 am |

    I’d avoid this product.
    Look at the fine print in blue.
    Open the box and the contents may give you DT!

  20. Pete | 5:41 am |

    Does the face inside that “Darth Virus” suit remind anyone else here of an angry-looking Mr. Peanut?

  21. Big Fat Cat | 12:45 pm |

    The battle between Obi Wan Canopy and Ralph Nader was classic.

  22. UCity | 3:01 pm |

    Better than Stat Wars.

  23. Marum | 4:42 pm |

    Starwarts, are what Han Solo contracted from giving Princess Leia organas.

  24. Marum | 4:44 pm |

    or maybe from screwing Wookies.

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:28 pm |

    @Pete5:39 am: Not DJT! That’s one helluva yuge wart!

  26. Droll not Troll | 9:24 pm |

    Ages 6–12? Really? I’d have thought they were for people born yesterday.

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:51 pm |

    @Marum 0420: ….. with his gay gun.

  28. Peter Chan | 2:54 pm |

    To be removed by Dr Anakin Skywarter’s cryotherapy

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