Got anything with no kids?

posted on 7 May 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Rachel Scroggins.
Found in Tianjin, China. 

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Incel Inside.

  2. Algernon | 4:26 am |

    For husbands only

  3. Algernon | 4:27 am |

    Must be a porn hub

  4. Marum | 4:39 am |

    Batterflies not incruded.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    Considering what happened with their one child policy, this may not be Engrish!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Sell her on ebay?

  7. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    But when you get the wife, you’re gonna PAY!

  8. Marum | 5:03 am |

    This piqued my incest.

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:58 am |

    The server goes down regularly.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 8:16 am |

    I thought the password should be 6969696969

  11. Salome | 4:44 pm |

    For teenagers, it’s motherless as well.

  12. Marum | 5:08 pm |

    So! I suppose it’s out of the question?

  13. Marum | 5:10 pm |

    I found my wife on Gumtree.

    Turns out, she’s a bloody Koala.

  14. Marum | 5:12 pm |

    Thus: A Megabyte = Millions of tiny bites.

  15. Marum | 5:18 pm |

    @BFC 0816. With a population of 1.4 billion or so, they probably don’t have time for sixtyniners. 1MOeees may be an appropriate password.

  16. Droll not Troll | 8:00 pm |

    @Marum 1710: Gotta watch out for the kind that eats, shoots and leaves.

  17. Peter Chan | 1:53 pm |

    Just plug it into the hub

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