I heard it’s a superfood Enter the Dragon.

posted on 17 May 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of S.D.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    The poor woman

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    But does it taste like chicken or turtle

  3. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    Must be one of those rare snapping chickens.

  4. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |

    As served to Stormy.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    The chicken I ate for breakfast had a shell.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    It’s chickens all the way down.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |

    @FB 0504: With mushroom?

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:23 am |

    Someone didn’t choose his concubine very wisely, so now he needs medicine.

  9. Ageless | 6:19 am |

    Everything tastes like chicken.

  10. Droll not Troll | 6:23 am |

    Q: Why didn’t the turtle cross the road?
    A: Because it was chicken.

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    The cock chicken is suffering from a reptile dysfunction.

  12. Pete | 7:23 am |

    Medicinal?
    More like poison fed to the concubine.
    By the wife.

    Hence the farewell.

  13. Yiwen | 7:30 am |

    Quoth the turtle “Nevermore”.

  14. Marum | 7:32 am |

    That’staking eating your lover, to extremes.

  15. Marum | 7:34 am |

    @Yiwen 0730. Take no notice. The turtle was raven mad.

  16. Marum | 7:41 am |

    Och! That’s noo how yer mak porridge. (For the non Aussies. The saying was from an ad, that used to appear on our TV channels)

  17. Marum | 7:46 am |

    Q. Why did the turtles cross the road.

    A. One said. “It appears to be, because they tortoise to.”

  18. Marum | 7:54 am |

    This bloke goes to a fancy dress ball naked, carrying a sword, and painted green.

    At first the doorman will not allow him in, but he explains that he is dressed as a Mutant Ninja Turtle. All the while this naked girl painted brown, has her arms around his neck, and is hanging down his back.

    “OK! Says the doorman. But what is the lady supposed to be?”

    NMT: “Oh! That’s Michelle.”

  19. Pete | 11:44 am |

    Torte-tuga for dessert?

  20. Droll not Troll | 12:58 am |

    Concubine massacre.
    (too soon?)

  21. Marum | 2:12 am |

    The oenalty for a concubine may be destierro, but at least you get baked dinners.

    Source Spanish Law: El destierro es un tipo de pena que un Estado puede imponer a una persona por haber cometido un delito o una fechoría. Consiste en expulsar a alguien de un lugar o de un territorio; eso se llama destierro determinado

  22. Marum | 2:18 am |

    If your Espanol is not up to it.

    A precis: Destierro means banishment or only a prohibition from residing within the radius of 25 kilometers from the actual residence of the accused for a specified length of time. It is not imprisonment.

    Applies In the Philippines too. Case can only be brought to Court by the wife.

  23. Marum | 2:43 am |

    EDIT: Penalty – 2nd word line 1. (0212)

  24. Droll not Troll | 2:53 am |

    @Marum 0243: I’m glad you cleared that up. I was wondering about those concubines with wine-like properties.:P

  25. Marum | 3:16 am |

    So. You can harbour as many GFs as you like under one roof, but once you marry one, that’s it. Although, why any man would want more than one, of these adorable, passionate, little ladies, beats me.

    Like James Bond and Kissy Suzuki in You Only Live Twice, with the “Pillow Book”. WE start at page 1.

  26. Marum | 3:34 am |

    @DnT 0243. Better than the best wine.

    QUOTE: A great lover is like a virtuoso piano player, able to get the tempo just right, great command of rhythm and power. Versatile, innovative, and able to change one’s angle of attack in mid performance. (Marum el gato)

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 11:19 am |

    It’s Erectile Dysfunction Medicine Raise The Red Lantern

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