I’m gonna need a bigger spoon…

Thanks. I think I’ll pass

Clear I guess

This is why I don’t drink pool water.

Well, we did wash the dog with tomato soup when he went after that skunk…..

Disclaimer: It may be pee soup.

But my bathing suit is full of croutons!

What are you running here, a brothel?

No soup for yor!

So it’s fine if I enter the pool with my cock-a-leekie?

Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase “Soup to nuts!”

Don’t pee in our pool and we won’t swim in yor soup.

It’s my penis, and I will wash it as fast as I want to.

It’s a soap kitchen.

But I need to wash my togs also. (For the Kanos: togs = Bathing suit_

I want biscuits with the soup. Where are they?

I believe your “biscuits” are between your legs. (Assuming you are male, that is)

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BASIC pool rules? That’s unusual; most pools don’t want people to run.

I’m hoping that’s chunky soup!

Especially, wash your bum. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

EDIT: Especially, wash Uranus. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

Soup to nuts?

@Marum1704: I don’t even recall a post that deserved that kind of treatment. Also, I don’t even know how to vote more than once for a post. Did you need to clear your cookies each time, or what?
FWIW, I’m sure I hit the down vote button unintentionally (on touch screens) more often than I did it deliberately.

@DNT above.
When I get annoyed, I get very determined. I even tracked a troll on one website, who was abusing everyone. He thought he was safe because he was using a Uni library computer. It took the help of two wantoks to set him up. When he left the library, I broke most of his fingers. It worked. The trolling stopped instantly. Most of these “keyboard warriors” are not so brave when you front them. Should’a heard him scream. Everything one does on the net, can be traced.

Borsch, chowder, lentil, minestrone, mushroom or tomato?