I’m gonna need a bigger spoon…

posted on 15 May 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

We’re all out of pool noodles.

Photo courtesy of Estelle Divorne.

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  1. algernon | 4:36 am |

    Thanks. I think I’ll pass

  2. algernon | 4:37 am |

    Clear I guess

  3. coffeebot | 4:50 am |

    This is why I don’t drink pool water.

  4. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    Well, we did wash the dog with tomato soup when he went after that skunk…..

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    Disclaimer: It may be pee soup.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    But my bathing suit is full of croutons!

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |

    What are you running here, a brothel?

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    No soup for yor!

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:20 am |

    So it’s fine if I enter the pool with my cock-a-leekie?

  10. Pete | 7:26 am |

    Gives a whole new meaning to the old phrase “Soup to nuts!”

  11. Frank Burns | 7:33 am |

    Don’t pee in our pool and we won’t swim in yor soup.

  12. Marum | 4:42 pm |

    It’s my penis, and I will wash it as fast as I want to.

  13. Marum | 4:43 pm |

    It’s a soap kitchen.

  14. Marum | 4:45 pm |

    But I need to wash my togs also. (For the Kanos: togs = Bathing suit_

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 pm |

    I want biscuits with the soup. Where are they?

  16. Marum | 4:51 pm |

    I believe your “biscuits” are between your legs. (Assuming you are male, that is)

  17. Marum | 5:04 pm |

    downvotes@DNT and @Chris….I may have caused the demise of the like/dislike icons. This self-righteous female poster saw fir to censure me a while back. So I gave her 4 up-votes and 99 down votes. Like all the terminally self-righteous, she probably complained to the moderator or whoever. Amazingly, they always do what those sort of people want. When I was manager here, I used to tell all such wankers to go stuff themselves, and go look in a mirror for a while.

    One lady was breastfeeding her baby in the front BBQ. Strangely all the people who complained to me, were all females. Not one bloke said “boo”. Having lived in places where few of the women wore tops at all. I dismissed the complaints in my usual tactfuless manner.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:26 pm |

    BASIC pool rules? That’s unusual; most pools don’t want people to run.

  19. Garst | 9:06 pm |

    I’m hoping that’s chunky soup!

  20. Marum | 9:13 pm |

    Especially, wash your bum. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

  21. Marum | 9:18 pm |

    EDIT: Especially, wash Uranus. We don’t want your Klingons invading the waters.

  22. Wax Frog | 11:14 pm |

    Soup to nuts?

  23. Droll not Troll | 1:55 am |

    @Marum1704: I don’t even recall a post that deserved that kind of treatment. Also, I don’t even know how to vote more than once for a post. Did you need to clear your cookies each time, or what?
    FWIW, I’m sure I hit the down vote button unintentionally (on touch screens) more often than I did it deliberately.

  24. Marum | 5:09 am |

    @DNT above.
    When I get annoyed, I get very determined. I even tracked a troll on one website, who was abusing everyone. He thought he was safe because he was using a Uni library computer. It took the help of two wantoks to set him up. When he left the library, I broke most of his fingers. It worked. The trolling stopped instantly. Most of these “keyboard warriors” are not so brave when you front them. Should’a heard him scream. Everything one does on the net, can be traced.

  25. Peter Chan | 2:14 pm |

    Borsch, chowder, lentil, minestrone, mushroom or tomato?

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