Not now—too busy loitering.

posted on 16 May 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Wait, the small print says paid for by park cleaners union…

Photo courtesy of Sean Snider.
Found in Thailand. 

20 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Trash talk from Thailand.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    ♪ ♫ After midnight, we’re gonna get it all cleaned up. ♪ ♫

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Small, pregnant animals pi$$ on your sign!

  4. Algernon | 4:33 am |

    Anywhere you like

  5. Algernon | 4:35 am |

    Daytime not allowed.

  6. Marum | 4:49 am |

    I guess those hours are when most mating occurs, at least for humans.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:05 am |

    You can pease some of the litter some of the time, but you can’t please all of the litter all of the time.

  8. Marum | 5:15 am |

    Remember to put your rubbish in a plastic bag, and thai it up, before dumping it.

    Strange. Even in a linguistically permissive day and age such as this, the term; “Thaidy garbage” Is still an anachronism.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:52 am |

    @Marum 0449: Guess? We need a survey! Now, where did I put my night-vision goggles? 😈

  10. Frank Burns | 6:23 am |

    They’re getting prepared for a concert by Garbage latter on.

  11. UCity | 6:23 am |

    It’s all about the timing.

  12. Marum | 7:05 am |

    @DNT 0552. When you are working in a regular job, paying off the house, the car, and the kids. By the time you get home, have dinner, and do whatever chores need to be done. Those are the only hours available.

  13. Marum | 7:10 am |

    Everything is thaidied up, by midnight.

  14. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Bloke goes to the doc. He is feeling all “scheisse und anzufrieden” as they say.
    The doc can’t find anything wrong with him.

    Doc: “you seem Ok. If you don’t mind me asking. When did you last have sex?”

    Bloke: “2012.”

    Doc: “That terrible!”

    Bloke: “I don’t know about that. It’s only 2022 now.”

  15. Droll not Troll | 7:56 am |

    7pm to midnight are probably the hours when they lock the bins away, to protect them from vandals.

  16. Marum | 6:40 pm |

    @DNT. 0756. Yes indeed. We can’t have them filling the bins with rubbish.

  17. Droll not Troll | 9:21 pm |

    I’ll make sure I’m gone from here before shiat goes down.

  18. Droll not Troll | 9:34 pm |

    One of my pet peeves: People who refer to noon as 12am – that’s midnight, same as 12 pm.
    When you understand what “am” stands for, calling noon 12am is obviously nonsense!
    Until we change to the 24hr clock, as the Thais apparently have, let’s call it noon or midday, hmmm?

  19. Marum | 2:23 am |

    @DnT 2134. Yup mate. I too, like using terms correctly. One of my peeves, is they, who refer to lunch, as dinner.

    Dinner is a different matter. Dinner is an entirely different animal, it is time to sit back, relax, and dine. (be it only a crust of bread) With a cold drink,(Adam’s ale, if one has nought else) and practise the art of conversation, or reflect on the state of play. Lunch is a quick meal, snatched in a quiet period at around midday.

    Anyway. I’m off to the club. A glass of good Australian Shiraz is calling me, plus a nice meal and a couple of single-malt scotches when I get home. (Laphroig or Lagavullin). (A jug of wine, a loaf of bread etc). I guess that is one of the benefits of getting older, one can afford a few more luxuries, (things I scorned when strong and fit) that ease my infirmities, and delude me that I am young again. ACH! Bedürfnisse müssen, wenn der Teufel treibt.

    See you all circa mitternacht.

    Ich werde dich später lesen….Marum Katze

  20. Peter Chan | 2:36 pm |

    Otherwise just dump

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