OYAJI has the key to every surfer’s heart…

posted on 31 May 2019 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of RB.
Pork curry package found in Tokyo. 

21 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Ah Pigs in space

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    I guess Eat Your Feelings is better than F**k Your Feelings.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Way to curry favour with surfers!

  4. Algernon | 4:15 am |

    Pigs surfers and cows. What could go wrong

  5. Running Comment | 4:16 am |

    I always feel for the people I eat.

  6. Running Comment | 4:19 am |

    Oyaji had a brief period as a successful restaurateur in the 1970’s before his habit of telling long and pointless stories drove customers away.

  7. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    The Crips and the Bloods both gave it four stars.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    But if I offer my rich meat to young people, I get into trouble!

  9. James | 6:04 am |

    Someone wanted to write “Jaws” from the shark’s perspective, but is in the wrong job.

  10. Marum | 6:05 am |

    If you slurp your cully loudly enough, you can’t hear him.

  11. Marum | 6:06 am |

    Every third wave is a tsunami.

  12. Marum | 6:09 am |

    Speaking of dairy products. I guess you can always stick cheese in your ears. (As the German soldiers used to do when Rene’s wife sang in “Allo Allo”)

  13. Marum | 6:11 am |

    Te audire no possum, musa sapentium fixie est in aure.

  14. Marum | 6:16 am |

    James 0604. From a shark’s point of view….I would imagine a curry stuffed surfer, would be quite piquant.

  15. zankhana | 7:20 pm |

    OYAJI sends a wave to hungry surfers

  16. Eggrish | 12:46 am |

    This restaurant serves half-baked Engrish.

  17. Droll not Troll | 12:49 am |

    The Handmade’s Tale. OYAJI Offred, the surfers accepted.

  18. Marum | 5:01 pm |

    IL Porcupino nil copulatum.

  19. Marum | 7:33 pm |

    @DnT 0049. So. He made his curry “of Fred”.

    Sorta like a; Nipponese Sweeney Todd.

  20. Marum | 3:56 pm |

    The curry does not cause Kamakura.

    I believe it causes Kamikaze. (The not so divine wind)

  21. Pete | 7:48 am |

    Makes me rather glad I skipped that particular area of Kamakura* when I lived in Japan in the late 80’s and mid-90’s. Daddio** might have cannibalized me, given his proclivity for consuming other human beings.

    *If I’m guessing my kanji accurately, “Shichirigahama” means “Seven-Entries Beach”. Too reminiscent of various orifices…

    **Oyaji” is Japanese for informal reference to one’s father, like “Dad”, “Pop” or “My old man” etc.

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