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posted on 23 May 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Heat resistance is futile…

Photo courtesy of Annabelle. 

21 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    To prevent corrosion sex, I recommend fish oil lube.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Durable and Durabler To.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    A product with so much resistance should be in every ohm.

  4. Algernon | 4:17 am |

    Burn baby burn

  5. Algernon | 4:18 am |

    Let’s corrosive

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    You know you’ve had corrosion sex when your member is covered in ox hide.

  7. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    I don’t know about corrosion sex, but it has been a wile so I may be a bit rusty.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    Rust Never Sleeps Around

    –Neil Oldernow

  9. Big Fat Cat | 6:16 am |

    Corrosive sex is for mothers. Great gift on Mother’s Day.

  10. Marum | 6:43 am |

    Corrosion sex? Sounds like the Australian lady I ended up. marrying.

    It eats away your interest and enthusiasm.

  11. Marum | 6:47 am |

    It looks like the sup-pliers ran away at the mouth.

  12. UCity | 7:06 am |

    Sounds expensive.

  13. Marum | 8:11 am |

    Das Auto: Beneath all that corrosion, beats a heart of pure rust.

  14. Marum | 8:13 am |

    Corrosion sex?

    Yeah! It has become deeply etched into my memory.

  15. Marum | 8:25 am |

    BTW .I was not referring to Audis. Just “The car” in general.Although two come to mind.

    F ix
    I t
    A gain
    T ony

    or

    A
    L ousy
    F —–g
    A lternative

  16. Marum | 8:36 am |

    Maybe the Chevy – It Does Not Go. (no va (Esp)

    or the Mitsubishi Wanker (Pahero)

    How about Hon wa. or HY undai (as the Aussies pronounce it, which means “sad”) instead of EE undai, (which means modernity)

  17. Pete | 9:06 am |

    C’mere, baby, and handle my hot set meter!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:02 pm |

    @Pete: A meter?? It isn’t usually measured from the back of the neck! 😛

  19. Running Comment | 3:27 am |

    I am trying to get a handle on this, but perhaps I need to let it go.

  20. James | 8:52 am |

    Used to cook spam, spam, spam eggs and spam…

  21. Peter Chan | 1:19 pm |

    Oh haha, “resistance to corrosion sex” . . . LOL
    What an autograph of its country or origin – such a deadly giveaway.

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