The bad mood greens

posted on 19 May 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Alec Dubro.

20 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Nasty leaves

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Not happy

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    It’s green with envy.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    … and other salad groans.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    What an angry little squirt!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    I hate it when a bit of this gets stuck under my bridge.

  7. Marum | 7:08 am |

    Never get the water cross.

    It might dong you with a rogue-wave

  8. Pete | 7:14 am |

    Otherwise known as a “boat”.

  9. Droll not Troll | 7:27 am |

    WWJD?

  10. Droll not Troll | 7:51 am |

    Sometimes, water gets really steamed!

  11. Marum | 8:49 am |

    Always pay the boatman when you cross the river Styx. Or he might get very cross.

  12. Marum | 8:56 am |

    When the veges get steamed, they are likely to beet you on your onions, and pickle your gherkin.

  13. Marum | 9:13 am |

    But if you tend the strawberry patch very lovingly, you might just get your taro hidden for an hour or so.

  14. Marum | 9:21 am |

    When the taro has been done well enough to be soft, you have probably ploughed the furrow sufficiently, to plant the crop for next years harvest.

  15. Marum | 9:23 am |

    EDIT: To have planted the crop.

  16. Marum | 9:25 am |

    Damn. Edit again: To have planted the seed for next years harvest.

    I ‘m too tired, to think.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:55 pm |

    Before the watercross, they need to raise the sale.

  18. Salome | 7:22 pm |

    Sounds like a jetski race with obstacles.

  19. Droll not Troll | 12:01 am |

    @Salome: Count me in as 100% in favour of obstacles for jetskis!

  20. Peter Chan | 1:01 pm |

    Rinse thoroughly with top water before cooking

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