And cost thriftily!

posted on 4 Jun 2019 in Signs

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  1. Running Comment | 4:14 am |

    Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a lemon in my eye.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Suck a lemon, then say “Extraordinarily”. I dares ya!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    When life gives you lemons, make adverbs.

  4. algernon | 4:54 am |

    Marvelous lemons

  5. algernon | 4:55 am |

    With a nod and wink, happy lemons

  6. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    Let’s drop some citric acid.

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:20 am |

    When you’ve got them by the extraordinary, their juice and rinds will follow.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:39 am |

    10th Anniversary for getting a lemon is really really extraordinary.

  9. Pete | 7:04 am |

    In Persian (Iranian), apparently the word for “lemons” is a colloquial reference for female breasts.

    OK mates, go have fun with THAT one.
    : )

  10. Chris | 7:08 am |

    @ Pete, 7:04: And you know what “mango” is a reference for…

  11. Marum | 2:13 pm |

    @Chris and Pete above. It is actually, “eating a Mango”, which is an allusion to oral sex with a lady.

  12. Marum | 2:18 pm |

    Truly: If you pee around the base of your Lemon Tree, you get a much better crop of lemons. Apparently the minerals and trace elements in the urine, along with the Nitrogen, works wonders.

  13. Marum | 3:38 pm |

    @Pete 0704.. One can thus assume, that Persian women have nice little, firm, perky breasts….Delicious.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:48 pm |

    @Pet 0704: That would make them Persians of Interest.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:53 pm |

    @Marum 1418: That applies to all citrus, AFAIK. I’ve been doing that to my mandarin tree for years, and it’s huge! (So is the tree 😉 ) Everyone loves the fruit.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:56 pm |

    @ Chris: I hadn’t heard that one. There is something about figs, though….

  17. Droll not Troll | 10:46 pm |

    How would one know if a lemon was happy?
    A happy lemming, however, would be the one that read the CliffsNotes.

  18. Pete | 8:03 am |

    DnT & Marum,

    Just getting back to Engrish after a few busy days with no time to view & comment, so just seeing your replies now.

    “Persians of Interest”. Haha…I like it.
    Some Persian women are pretty foxy.
    The problem is, once you do the wild thing with them, they EXPECT marriage from you. PLUS…they expect you to CONVERT to Islam since marrying a non-Muslim man is prohibited. To me, it just ain’t worth it.

    As for Mangoes…are we talking about eating the male side or the femaile end of the electrical “extension cord”?

    Methinks a mango’s shape & dimensions are far too “girthy” to represent the male end. (At least for MOST dudes…)

    I far prefer either the Aussie reference to the “Mappa Tazzie” or the American “Baja Fish Taco” or “bearded clam”. Or even “cameltoe”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALYoQ_-5sUI

  19. Marum | 11:56 pm |

    Pete the reference is to eating your lady.

    Just like a mango, if you hold her up to your mouth, the juice drips down your chin, onto your chest.

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