Cloak!

posted on 19 Jun 2019 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Jenny Holt.
Found on a quilt cover from Japan. 

13 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    For flogging with

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Flogging under

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    … but don’t do anything lash!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    No wonder all your friends are so jumpy!

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Flog friends – that’s a paddlin’!

  6. Frank Burns | 5:07 am |

    What’s long green and smells like Miss Piggy?

  7. Pete | 6:43 am |

    @Frank Burns 5:07,

    A pickle?

    (hehe)

  8. Marum | 9:22 am |

    This is a croak and dagger operation.

  9. Marum | 9:34 am |

    @FB 0507.

    Tad’s pole?

  10. Marum | 10:47 am |

    Seeing that it is a quilt cover;:

    A frog he would a wooin’ go, Uh huh,
    A frog he would a wooin’ go,
    With a walkin’ stick and a hat and coat, Uh huh.

    He wandered up to Miss Piggy’s side, Uh huh,
    He said, hey Piggy wont you be my bride, Uh huh,
    She said, That’s it frog better hit the road , Uh huh.

    That’s it frog better hit the road, Uh huh,
    That’s it frog better hit the road,
    You’re not a frog, you’re a horney toad! Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh huh.

  11. Marum | 11:08 am |

    Missing verse:

    Not without my uncle Hog’s consent , No O,
    For without my uncle Hog’s consent,
    I wouldn’t even marry the President, No O, No O, Nuh huh.

    A frog he would a wooin’ go, Uh huh,
    A frog he would a wooin’ go,
    With a walkin’ stick and a hat and coat, Uh huh.

    He wandered up to Miss Piggy’s side, Uh huh,
    He said, hey Piggy won’t you be my bride, Uh huh,
    He said hey Piggy won’t you be my bride, Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh huh.

    Not without my uncle Hog’s consent , No O,
    For without my uncle Hog’s consent,
    I wouldn’t even marry the President, No O, No O, Nuh uh.

    That’s it frog better hit the road, Uh huh,
    That’s it frog better hit the road,
    You’re not a frog, you’re a horney toad! Uh huh, Uh huh, Uh huh.

    Probably plenty of mistakes there. ‘Tis but a memory auf alten zeiten. (as they say)(or for they who habla Espanol un poco….
    Un recuerdo de los tiempos antiguos.

  12. Peter Chan | 1:29 pm |

    When a flog cloaks, it sounds like ‘libbit’

  13. olog-hai | 12:10 am |

    Well, nobody said the safe word, so . . .

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