I guess I’m a vegetarian now.

posted on 20 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Wait, is your mom in a coma?

Photo courtesy of Mike Martin.
Found in Pingyao, China.

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  1. coffeebot | 4:06 am |

    This makes being vegan so much easier.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    So what’s a pig then

  3. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    So what vegetable is a cow.

  4. Marum | 4:11 am |

    A horse of course, is a turnip.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    I have a beef with that definition.

  6. Marum | 4:14 am |

    There was a vegan lady who wouldn’t eat meat.

    Her ex lovers, found her to be no fun at all.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    @ Marum 0411: That’s funny, I thought it was a radish.

  8. Marum | 4:18 am |

    @Algernon 0408. It is actually a tomato – which is really a fruit.

    Because; “Cows don’t grow on trees….You know!”

  9. JJ HItt | 4:23 am |

    Been saying this for years.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    I know one who is some kind of a nut.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    @ Algernon 4:06: Well, pork has a rind, so pigs must be citrus. Or melons.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    The whole thing is a load of bull.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |

    The farmer had to beet his cow because it wouldn’t stop playing the tuber.

  14. Marum | 4:48 am |

    @DnT 0416. Good God hombre. Your memory must be as retentive as mine.
    They were old newspaper cartoons, from another era. Wally and the Major,
    Bluey and Curly, and Uncle Joe’s horse Radish. A horse which, despite its unprepossessing appearance, did its annual pilgrimage to the Melbourne Cup.

  15. Marum | 4:53 am |

    It is “Methane Festival Week” in Pingyao..

    For me, it is just to farto go.

  16. Frank Burns | 4:58 am |

    Poor fat cow. I guess it’s time to take it off life support.

  17. Frank Burns | 5:00 am |

    @ Marum 4:11. A horse is a horse, of course of course…….

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    @ Marum 0448: I wasn’t even thinking of that comic strip, merely
    horseradish (OK, it’s probably not classified as a vegetable, but a radish is).
    Actually, I always assumed that the comic-strip horse was named Radish because of horseradish.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    So, a side of veggies is now a side of beef.
    Supersize my doggie-bag!

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:27 am |

    They shoulda used an udder translator.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:11 am |

    From the same people who classified pizza as a vegetable.

  22. Pete | 10:34 am |

    Somebody made a missed steak.

  23. Peter Chan | 1:25 pm |

    Nice misteak!
    Neatly explains why Marmite looks so much like Bovril . . .

  24. Marum | 3:36 pm |

    Eye heave a gnu spiell chequer, witch steps mi marking two money mist steaks.

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:29 pm |

    We wanted to show a photo of the fat cow but she wouldn’t lettuce.

  26. Droll not Troll | 12:06 am |

    @ Peter Chan: Once you go black, you never….. can tell the difference. 😉

  27. Big Fat Cat | 8:02 pm |

    I am happy to become a vegan from now on.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 8:04 pm |

    Beyond Meat is real beef not synthetic beef.

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