Mouse not included…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Bliss.
Found on face mask from Korea. 

30 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    One can never have enough mouse

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Cat got your tongue?

  3. DrLex | 4:04 am |

    There’s a mouse in mi kitchen what am I gonna do?
    I’m gonna fix that mouse, that’s what I’m gonna do

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Your mouse may have a problem with the cat-e-chin.

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |

    She who has pet mouse, always have mouse-pellets in hair.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    I prefer skin products that are not tested on animals.

  7. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Be careful with the tail

  8. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Now now gurl. Don’t get depressed.

    CHINS UP!

  9. Marum | 4:11 am |

    @DNT 0408.. Don’t humans count? Or just not females?

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Warning: Product contains mouse sheet.

  11. Marum | 4:12 am |

    She who has elastic skin, give oral sex, to die for.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    @Marum 0411: Oh, there are lots of humans who can’t count!
    But srsly, there are in vitro testing methods now.

  13. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Guys! Don’t out your male part in your girl’s mouse.

    She will probably throw a fit

  14. Marum | 4:26 am |

    Catechin hey?

    I thought they meant catechism. ie, The exposition of the faith, that one will never look old.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    We had the cats “fixed”, but with a mouse, who’d bother?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |

    If the mask won’t fit over your mouse, keep your trap shut.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |

    Elastic skin? Man, those sex dolls are getting fancier every day!

  18. Running Comment | 5:34 am |

    Does my butt look big in this face mask ?

  19. Running Comment | 5:36 am |

    So, I have two eyes….am I doing something wrong ?

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |

    Don’t worry about the mouse in your mask. Someone is bound to take the mickey out of it.

  21. Pete | 7:50 am |

    OK, let’s turn this into a nursery rhyme:

    ♫ One blind mouse, one blind mouse…” ♫

    (To the tune of “Three Blind Mice”…)

  22. Eggrish | 3:37 pm |

    The only face mask that is squeaky clean™

  23. Marum | 5:01 pm |

    Q. Why do surgeons wear masks?

    A. Have you seen the prices they charge, lately.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:47 pm |

    @Marum 0426: The catechin ith for the faith. It’th in the mathk.

  25. Droll not Troll | 11:29 pm |

    @Pete 0750: Good choice not going with Hickory Dickery Dock. There is too much dickery around lately.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 6:36 am |

    DNT 4:04 am That’s how Langues de Chat got its name?

  27. Pete | 7:06 am |

    @DnT 11:29 pm,

    I’m not sure I’m gonna get this slang accurate but “Fair Dinkum, mate”.
    (As in “I totally agree with you!”)

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    @Pete: That’s accurate, mate.
    A heads-up, though. Be careful where you use that outside of Australia. There was a case where airline flight staff though it was swearing! Caused the guy some trouble.

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    @BFC: No, it’s a well-known expression (or so I thought).
    I’d rather they called those things Lady Fingers; I know what cats do with their tongues!

  30. Peter Chan | 3:14 pm |

    Eat with your mouse and click with your mouth

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