Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…

posted on 30 Jul 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.

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  1. DrLex | 4:35 am |

    If the small ones can kill little children, I don’t even want to know what the big ones will do…

  2. JJ HItt | 5:15 am |

    Now you know why you need yesterday’s storage box.

  3. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |

    Yeah, we lost our youngest boy after that corned beef and cabbage dinner back in ’96.

  4. Droll not Troll | 6:25 am |

    No wonder the little kids are choking – It’s cruel to make them hold farts in!

  5. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |

    Of course it’s a choking hazard! People may be eating when they read that line!

  6. Droll not Troll | 6:53 am |

    Not many people buy this product. Most simply rip one off.

  7. Marum | 6:58 am |

    I always insert it good and proper. So my lady used to tell me.

  8. Marum | 7:04 am |

    That is why it is fun to fart in a lift. You get to watch everyone trying not to breathe.

  9. Running Comment | 10:19 am |

    If you are at risk of choking on a fart, you are definitely suffering from rectocranial inversion.

  10. Running Comment | 10:34 am |

    Slightly off topic, but only slightly – during my (compulsory) military service several decades ago, we used to play this game:

    https://boardgamegeek.com/image/131767/fart-game

  11. Big Fat Cat | 10:48 am |

    Big farts reserve for Ladies only. Wink, wink.

  12. Algernon | 2:52 pm |

    A toy for the rectal propoltion supervisors

  13. Algernon | 2:53 pm |

    Well that certainly isn’t a s silent but deadly

  14. Marum | 5:23 pm |

    @Algernon. 1453. If you are talking about “Rectal Propulsion”, this is what you need.

    https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF00631969

  15. Droll not Troll | 1:42 am |

    When you take out the screw, it’s nice to buy her dinner.

  16. Peter Chan | 3:05 pm |

    And the large one is now 45

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