Like thug life only moist.

posted on 10 Jul 2019 in Containers, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Found in Singapore. 

14 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Body odour in a bottle

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    A problem on so many levels

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Ah! Sweat mystery of life. At last I’ve bottled you.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |

    Sweat can be a flower. It flows down the body.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |

    Nice kitchen; it’d be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

  6. Frank Burns | 5:51 am |

    Now you can make your kitchen smell like a locker room too!

  7. DrLex | 7:42 am |

    Marinate your food in sweat for that extra special taste.

  8. James | 9:28 am |

    All the people, those sweaty people…

  9. Pete | 2:33 pm |

    Nice kitchen….niiiiiice kitchen…NIIICE KITCHEN…NO, Kitchen…
    NO, KITCHEN…NOOO KITCHEN…
    NO! NO!

    NOOOOOOOOOO!

    AUUUUUUUGH!!!

    (Gulp…swallow…burp…”Ahhhh…not bad. Needed garlic and salt.”
    (Riiing, Riiinnng….”Hi, Landlord? Time to send me a new one.”)

  10. Marum | 5:15 pm |

    @Pete 1433. So. You believe in dying al fresco.

    Although, why anyone would wish to dine on fresh plaster, has me beat.

    (in the Italian sense of painting – al fresco).

  11. Water imp | 5:25 pm |

    Don’t forget to stop and smell the flowers mid-jog. #sweatlife

  12. Pete | 5:39 pm |

    @Marum,

    It was the phrase “nice kitchen” that got me started.
    At that point “Feed me, Seymour!” flashed in my brain.
    Man-eating kitchen story was the natural next step.
    : )

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:23 pm |

    The pores that refreshes.

  14. Peter Chan | 1:41 pm |

    Neatly matches the climate of its country of origin.

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