Now I am pissed…

posted on 16 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Hope you like yellow.

Photo courtesy of Colin Smith.
Found at Beijing Airport. 

18 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    If you thought the place looked like crap before, just wait!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    People staying at the Incontinental Hotel won’t notice the difference.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Will I forgive you? Depends….

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Closing the restrooms for redecorating is a bad idea!

  5. algernon | 4:58 am |

    Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends

  6. algernon | 4:59 am |

    An appreciation of yellow tiles is a must.

  7. Frank Burns | 5:06 am |

    I can’t believe they painted the shower room gold.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    The decorator is a real whizz!

  9. DrLex | 5:29 am |

    This place smells like urine a toilet.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 8:32 am |

    The new interior designer is gay.

  11. Pete | 11:35 am |

    “I’ve heard of incontinental breakfasts before, but this place is ridiculous!”
    -Groucho Marx

    (…errr, Groucho Mao…)

  12. Marum | 3:22 pm |

    When I was young, and woke up with an erection every morning. The redecorating of the walls, the ceiling, and anything else in the little room, when trying to pee, was a distinct possibility.

  13. Droll not Troll | 8:02 pm |

    @Marum 3:22 pm:
    That’s why every home with a teenaged boy needs a backyard with a 6ft high fence and a lemon tree.

  14. Droll not Troll | 8:55 pm |

    Passengers may wish to reflect upon this information.

  15. Marum | 9:08 pm |

    There was a Motel on the Esplanade in Cairns, in the 60s, (now gone in the redevelopment of that area) called the Intercontinental. ‘Twas only average, but a cheap enough place to stay for a young bloke.

    Cairns was still a wild old place in those days. The International Game Fishing Set was just discovering the place. One was often treated to the sight of Lee Marvin ,and John Wayne, each with a crate of hard liquor under each arm, striding down the jetty to board the only fly-bridge game fishing boat in the harbour.

    That was in the days before mothershipping”, and all the modern comforts. One slept on deck, on half-inflated Lilos (airbeds) in those days.

    Certainly one never left one’s change on the bar, at the old Barrier reef Pub. There was one Char-Grill Restaurant, that used to fly in yearling Brahmin steaks from Foyster’s properties up the Gulf. They were served on large oval fish-plates, with cole-slaw and chips. I can assure you, the cole-slaw and chips had to be on top of the steak. There was no other space left. One steak and four pots of beer would stop nearly anyone.

    BTW. There were 28 pubs in the main city area of Cairns in 1966. Cairns had only just been declared a city”. It has reached 20,000 population.

  16. James | 11:34 pm |

    Try to avoid sitting on those stools.

  17. Marum | 2:33 am |

    Edit: had reached
    4 pots of beer 4 X 10oz = 40Fl oz.= 2 British Pints = 2.5 US Pints.

    Unless I am mistaken US Pint = 16 Fl ozs.

    I am sure the difference between US and Imp. gallons is etched in my mind forever. A Cessna 182RG has 92 US Gallons in the 2 wing-tanks. I did my flight-plan on the assumption of 92 Imp. Gallons. Thus, had I not been totally aware of my fuel burn, and arranged for a fuel top-up, I would have made a hole in the ground of regional NSW .

  18. Marum | 9:52 pm |

    EDIT. It had just reached 20,000 population.

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