This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Yes it’s a little stiff

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    All akimbo

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |

    It’s probably in the Kama Sutra – “Ping-pong position”.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    And then what should I do with the balls?

  5. Running Comment | 5:31 am |

    – Doctor, I folded up my feet, but I forgot to bend the shaft…what will happen to me ?
    – No worries, they make amazing prosthetics these days.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |

    Well, that shouldn’t be too hard… if you know what I mean.

  7. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |

    I suggested that, but my podiatrist told me not to come back for some reason.

  8. Droll not Troll | 6:04 am |

    I wonder if bending the shaft at first will make it last?

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |

    @FB: Did you show the podiatrist your shoe horn?

  10. Tom41 | 9:09 am |

    If you can fold your feet in two, you won’t need to worry about your shaft…

  11. Droll not Troll | 10:03 pm |

    Well, you know what they say about men who fold up the big feet…

  12. Marum | 10:19 pm |

    Well my love. I can fold your feet behind your ears. If you’re up for it..

    But it will take six shots, before the shaft will bend.

  13. Garst | 8:57 pm |

    They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother…

  14. Droll not Troll | 10:44 pm |

    How you bend the shaft will determine whether the table pings or pongs.

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