Tough on acne.

posted on 11 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Soothes as it bruises!

Photo courtesy of Chris Lyons.
Found in China.

16 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Belts you up whilst protecting the skin.

  2. Algernon | 4:09 am |

    Can be used as sunscreen whilst being used in arm to arm combat.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    ♪ ♫ You always hurt
    The one you lave…♪ ♫

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    That’s not vera nice!

  5. DrLex | 4:19 am |

    Smash your face in a healthy way!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Contains gel from the Aloe ferocity species.

  7. DrLex | 4:32 am |

    Also available: morphine face bashing, for the heavier work.

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    With the scent of sweet violence.

  9. Classic Steve | 8:13 am |

    I assume they mean partying.

  10. Running Comment | 9:23 am |

    Darling, you look bashing tonight !

  11. coffeebot | 10:49 am |

    This is better than when I tried Burt’s Bees… and they were real bees.

  12. Peter Chan | 1:37 pm |

    I thought the ‘b’ could’ve been a ‘c’, an ‘l’, an ‘m’, or more honestly just an ‘r’ . . .

  13. Marum | 5:26 pm |

    I will never get Lanelia to wash me.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:45 pm |

    Who are they calling Aloe face, and why the violence?

  15. Droll not Troll | 11:25 pm |

    @coffeebot: Cheap way to get fuller lips, though,…..right?

  16. Marum | 12:02 am |

    All you need is lave. (John Lennon?)

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