Great for ork trees.

posted on 6 Aug 2019 in Chinglish, Household Items

Give the plants a good sorking.

Photo courtesy of Russ Hawver.

15 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |

    To sork or to smork, that is the question.

  2. DrLex | 4:06 am |

    Set phasers to sork!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    English fortball?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    @DrLex: It’s the setting you use to dissuade people from smorking where they shouldn’t.

  5. Algernon | 4:47 am |

    Sorks the grind

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    Let us spray that this is the only thing wrong with it!

  7. Algernon | 4:48 am |

    Works wonders on the plastic plants

  8. Wax Frog | 6:46 am |

    Nanu Nanu!

  9. Eggrish | 1:49 pm |

    Sork the smorkers! Fork ’em all!

  10. Running Comment | 2:10 pm |

    It’s an anagram: EROTIC KORN MESS. Now we just need to figure out what that means.

  11. Marum | 2:20 pm |

    Sorker and forker.

  12. Marum | 2:39 pm |

    See. It really wasn’t Jack and the Beanstalk.

    His name was really Siegfried. He climbed the beanstalk, screwed the Ogre’s wife and caught the Jack.

    So over the years kiddies the story got mixed up.

    The moral of the story is: If the ladies you are having sex with only cost you beans, you are quite likely to catch something.

  13. Droll not Troll | 7:10 pm |

    @Running Comment | 2:10 pm: Either the band Korn has a new album, or there is a website I’m NOT going to check out!

  14. Droll not Troll | 1:05 am |

    @Running Comment | 2:10 pm : Also, MESON TRICK ROSE.

  15. Droll not Troll | 1:38 am |

    I will not sork the folk who smork,
    I will not poke them with a fork.
    I will not torque them with a cork.
    I will not be that kind of dork!

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