How I long for the simple life…

posted on 15 Aug 2019 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Karen Vincent.

15 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |

    What more could you want.

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    The buckle is the most important thing.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Dear manufacturer:
    I think I have contracted design style. Is there a cure for it?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Error 304: Pure steel not found.

    (Steel is not a pure substance. My guess is that it’s made of SAE304 stainless.)

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    I’m quite sure a leather strap can be used to make someone neat and submissive.

  6. coffeebot | 4:31 am |

    If more wearing make me submissive, I’ll pass.

  7. Droll not Troll | 6:22 am |

    Reading this list of product features was more wearing than I would have expected.

  8. Chris | 7:10 am |

    Looks like someone’s more into leather than he should have let on…

  9. Marum | 2:26 pm |

    Sounds like most of the qualities I like in a woman.

  10. Marum | 2:40 pm |

    Life is never simple.
    Not only that, but by the time you figure out how it actually works, you are too old for the knowledge to be of any particular use.

  11. Droll not Troll | 7:04 pm |

    So… you’re getting it on with leather. Mind if I watch….band?

  12. Marum | 8:25 pm |

    @DnT 0416..But steal is pure larceny.

  13. Droll not Troll | 2:45 am |

    It’s a strap!
    – Admiral Akbuckle.

  14. Wax Frog | 8:17 am |

    Fine Grinding? Neat and submissive? This is for a WRISTwatch, right?

  15. DrLex | 2:29 am |

    Seems like someone got the product descriptions for two rather different kinds of straps mixed up.

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