What’s this in these pants?

posted on 23 Aug 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Scott McLeod.
Found in Australia. 

28 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    I’m in a clothing store, but I can’t remember why I came.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Funny, you won’t often see men in there.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Hmm… I tried to post a link here and it disappeared.

    Something tells me most of the jokes have already been done. Just google “jizz fashion” and you’ll find them. (It was the first hit when I tried)

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Pearl necklaces, facials, already covered… so to speak.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    Maybe some of this can be worn internally.

  6. Algernon | 4:41 am |

    Part of the S wank clothing group.

  7. Algernon | 4:45 am |

    What’s a girl to do.

  8. Frank Burns | 5:05 am |

    Look! They have a sale on blue dresses! Call Monica.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    Prices are so low, you won’t need to blow a wad there.

  10. Marum | 5:13 am |

    It was quite a blow to the staff.

  11. Marum | 5:15 am |

    You’d best wear a condom, when trying-on these clothes.

  12. Marum | 5:16 am |

    The employees are total wankers.

  13. Marum | 5:18 am |

    In summer, if you go in to cool off in the air-conditioning, be careful of the big blower.

  14. Marum | 5:21 am |

    BTW. The white dresses, were originally another colour altogether.

  15. Marum | 5:30 am |

    We want your return business.

    In fact. We welcome your second coming.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    It takes balls to come up with a name like that.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |

    Working there must be hard on the staff.

  18. Marum | 5:55 am |

    Your security and safety is our prime concern.

    All troublemakers will be instantly ejaculated.

  19. Marum | 5:58 am |

    Our garment range extends from 6″4″ right down to little squirts.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:00 am |

    Mike Hunt shops there all the time.

  21. Marum | 6:02 am |

    If we all pull together, the business will be a roaring success.

  22. Marum | 6:03 am |

    In fact. No matter what the problem, the management will soon have the matter in hand.

  23. DrLex | 8:48 am |

    This is it, proof that all decent company names have been used up and copyrighted. Soon we’ll also have Piss and Manure.

  24. Marum | 4:46 pm |

    @DrLex 0848. Manure right!

  25. Droll not Troll | 12:43 am |

    Reminds me of a joke about Australia’s very first (paper) $5 note, which bore the image of a good lady named Caroline Chisholm.
    When polymer notes of a different design were issued in the ’90s, the paper ones started to become rare.
    The joke was, anyone finding a paper $5 could hold it up and shout “This one’s got Chisholm on it!” I thought it was hilarious, the first time I heard it.
    The first time.

    Oh, and if you don’t get the joke, check the correct pronunciation of that name.

  26. algernon | 3:10 pm |

    So what’s the rub.

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:29 pm |

    One swallow does not make a spring collection.

  28. Eggrish | 10:38 pm |

    “Where’s the Maternity section?”

    Employee: Smiles

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