Big hit in the nursing home…

posted on 16 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Toys

Because the real Santa only comes once a year.

Photo courtesy of Gecky.
Found in China. 

17 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    The elderly need to fart more.

  2. Running Comment | 4:14 am |

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  3. Algernon | 4:15 am |

    Come sit on my knee dear.

  4. Running Comment | 4:15 am |

    Christmas has become an overblown spectacle.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    With an inflatable doll, you won’t need a Ho……ho, ho.

  6. Algernon | 4:16 am |

    Comes as a blow up model.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    @RC 4:14 am: Cardiac?

  8. Running Comment | 4:26 am |

    @DnT, 4.17 am:
    I was thinking more in terms of the Thought Police or the Spanish Inquisition.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    Sit on Santa’s lap and count his baubles.

  10. Marum | 4:50 am |

    Would you like a lolly little girl?

  11. Frank Burns | 5:01 am |

    Partner? No we’re just friends.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    @Marum 0450: OK, why not? I’ve tried jelly babies..

    (That’s why commas are important.) 😉

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    Inflatable elderly should keep remarks about Harry Potter’s parents to themselves.

  14. Pete | 7:43 am |

    Uhhhh….sales clerk, before I buy this, can you tell me exactly WHICH appendage you’re supposed use to inflate this thing???

  15. Big Fat Cat | 8:50 am |

    When people become elderly, they need someone to keep them inflate.

  16. Eggrish | 10:25 am |

    Kids always knew stories about Santa were full of hot air.

  17. Pete | 12:37 am |

    Confucius say:
    Inflatulated Santa self-propel.
    No need Reindeer.

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