Damn, I forgot to bring my mouse…

posted on 27 Sep 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Eduardo Ferraciolli.
Found in China. 

21 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Khoisan spoken here.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Our chiloplactor fix click in neck.

  3. Running Comment | 4:16 am |

    Park swept daily for viruses.

  4. Running Comment | 4:22 am |

    To update park, click ‘F9’; to start over, cick ‘Return’; if anxiety attack, click ‘Escape’.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Fascists please right-click.

  6. Algernon | 4:45 am |

    But Control Alt Delete to remove.

  7. Algernon | 4:46 am |

    Click where.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |

    *ahem* Your files are open.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    The tree has a website. The spider is harmless.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |

    I clicked my heels and ended up back in Kansas.

  11. Running Comment | 5:15 am |

    @DnT, 4.25 am:
    For alt-right, pleast click Alt-Ctrl-right mouse button.

  12. Running Comment | 5:16 am |

    “No burning” ? What sort of place is this anyhow ?

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    I clicked the button on my mouse and he bit me!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |

    @RC 5:16 am: A place that REALLY hates Japanese theatre?

  15. Marum | 10:46 am |

    It’s awright mate.

    I brought a fluent isiXhosa speaker with me.

  16. Marum | 11:00 am |

    You will hear a rendition of that famous C and W Aussie song:

    Cleeko The Shears.

  17. coffeebot | 11:55 am |

    The park is closed? Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in…

  18. Marum | 6:40 pm |

    Why should’t you get Click Go The Shears?

    If you stop at the monument of Sir Charles Kingsford-Smith’s old plane, on the way to Eagle Farm Airport, (Brissie) you can press the button, and hear about it in Japanese.

  19. Droll not Troll | 12:25 am |

    @coffeebot: Mouse out front shoulda told ya.

  20. Marum | 8:07 am |

    Hickory dickory dock,
    The mouse ran up the clock,
    The clock struck one,
    And all the members of The Amalgamated Rodents’ Union,
    Went on strike, in a display of solidarity with their comrades.

  21. Peter Chan | 1:07 pm |

    Which visitor are we using . . . Firefox, Chrome?

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