Quit food shaming!

posted on 5 Sep 2019 in Menus

I see where your math went wrong…

Photo courtesy of Marco Lobo.
Found in Tokyo. 

19 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Those promiscuous chickens have a lot to answer for

  2. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    This must be the cafeteria of the Suck Ho Bldg.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    Catch an early breakfast… and more, if you’re not careful!

  4. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    That’s what you get for a roll in the hay

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    “New” and “slut” don’t belong together.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    This menu checks all the boxes…. except one.

  7. DrLex | 4:59 am |

    Apparently this is a real thing and it seems to fit in the trend of using semi-offensive brand names to attract attention (like Jizz Fashion).

    Somehow this reminds me of Idiocracy…

  8. Frank Burns | 5:29 am |

    @DrLex : “Idiocracy” is becoming more of a documentary than a movie.

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |

    @DrLex: I must have eaten a dish like this at least once, at home. The one thing I don’t understand is where the jar (on the menu board) comes in. A bowl makes more sense.

  10. Eggrish | 1:24 pm |

    Why did the eggslut cross the road?
    To get with the other side.

    (btw – this is eggrish, not engrish)

  11. Marum | 7:29 pm |

    Handing out gratuitous insults, makes this a “FEUD MENU”.

  12. Marum | 7:36 pm |

    Eggslut = The name refers to a chef who simply adds an egg to everything to make it better. The first public use of it was by chef Anthony Bourdain in Season 6, Episode 5, of his show No Reservations, which aired on February 2, 2009.

    Stollen from Wonkypedia.

  13. Marum | 11:17 pm |

    @Eggrish 1324.

    Q: Why did the eggslut cross the road?

    A: So she could lie on the other side.

  14. Droll not Troll | 11:52 pm |

    Eggs go well with so many things, even… and I found it hard to believe at first…sardines, in a sandwich!

  15. Marum | 1:04 am |

    @DnT 0617. My favourite Coffee Shop, serves me my Mango Smoothie in a square screw-top jar. Re-purposed jars seem to be common in trendy cafes/restaurants.

    I think the trend is called; “Nouveau Stupid”.

  16. Marum | 1:08 am |

    CAUTION!! May be used to contain nuts.

  17. Running Comment | 3:52 am |

    SlutsRUs !

  18. Running Comment | 3:52 am |

    – Eggslut, Sir ?
    (Denholm Elliot)

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