USAF move in mysterious way.

posted on 12 Sep 2019 in Clothing

If miracle too slow, can do now.

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
T-shirt found in Tokyo.

15 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Would finding some actual Engrish qualify as a miracle or impossible?

  2. Algernon | 4:44 am |

    Is there anything they can’t do.

  3. Algernon | 4:46 am |

    Miracles seem over rated

  4. DrLex | 5:35 am |

    Why walk across water if you can just engage the afterburner?

  5. Marum | 12:02 pm |

    Yes indeed.
    The United States Air-farce.

  6. Marum | 12:04 pm |

    I know their motto:

    Il Porcupino nil copulatum.

  7. Marum | 12:07 pm |

    Ad translationem anglicus = You can’t f–k a Pocupine.

  8. Marum | 12:09 pm |

    Why fly over tall buildings, when you can blast them to rubble, and fly through the dust.

  9. Marum | 1:12 pm |

    I like the answer from the US Marines officer; The TV interviewer asked him if he forgave Osama Bin Laden and his terrorists.

    His reply: “Forgiveness is between him and his God. My job is to facilitate the meeting.”

  10. EffEff | 1:16 pm |

    Iraq wasn’t re-built in day.

  11. Marum | 1:30 pm |

    They asked a porn-star who lived in Malaya,
    Can we film you will you screwing a Porcupine if we pay ya,
    The doctors repaired him,
    But nothing prepared him,
    For the fact he now peed in several streams like a garden sprayer.

  12. Marum | 2:55 pm |

    Damn. Line 2 went crazy. remove the “you will”

  13. Eggrish | 8:50 pm |

    Little boy was seen wearing that shirt around Hiroshima.

    (I’m going to hell)

  14. Droll not Troll | 2:12 am |

    Donnie is becoming impossible. Do him, already!

  15. Droll not Troll | 10:58 pm |

    @Eggrish: Maybe you’ll only get as far as Bombay. 😛

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