We’re going Dutch.

posted on 20 Sep 2019 in Signs

Service is good, tips are horrible.

Photo courtesy of Dennis Falt.
Bar spotted in Tachikawa, Japan. 

18 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Nobody allowed in while the bar is dining.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Self-service ≠ self-serving.

  3. Algernon | 5:02 am |

    Come and sit but we won’t feed you.

  4. Algernon | 5:03 am |

    Service! It’s a thing of the past.

  5. Droll not Troll | 5:21 am |

    Would you expect them to give away fish?

  6. Frank Burns | 6:01 am |

    Don’t ask anyone to pass the salt.

  7. DrLex | 6:36 am |

    The counter has cubicle walls between all the bar stools.

  8. Marum | 6:57 am |

    It is tewwibly shellfish of them.

  9. Marum | 3:15 pm |

    I thought “The Dutch”, was the Tasman Sea, between Australia and New Zealand.

    According to the Kiwis; “we go acruss th dutch.”

  10. Droll not Troll | 11:49 pm |

    For service, kindly join the far queue.

  11. Marum | 1:13 am |

    And if the far queue isn’t good enough for you, you may go to the far canal.

  12. Eggrish | 5:10 pm |

    Tip scale:
    0% standard service
    1% good
    2% excellent

  13. Marum | 4:33 am |

    And if you get serviced on the table, hopefully, the tip you get will be appropriate for your efforts.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    @Marum0433: “Just the tip”? 😛

  15. Running Comment | 6:52 am |

    @DnT, 4.30 am:

    You mean you think it more likely that you would get shafted at the Selfish Bar ?

  16. Peter Chan | 2:40 pm |

    Have been wondering so far what selfish looks and tastes like . . .

  17. Marum | 3:02 pm |

    Ach Herr Chan. 0040

    It is as bitter as gall,
    As sour as limes,
    As musical as a crow,
    And as rough as sandpaper.

  18. Droll not Troll | 9:54 pm |

    @ Peter Chan: Has orange skin, weird hairstyle, tweets all the time… oh, you know where I’m going with this.

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