Hard times…

posted on 7 Oct 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

…til’ Hank gets back.

Photo courtesy of David S Wills.
Found in Huainan, Anhui Province, China.

19 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |

    I think it’s a bit turgid.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    Too chicken to try anything bigger?

  3. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    Mrs Palmer’s daughters don’t seem to mind.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    …and then puberty arrived.

  5. Running Comment | 4:05 am |

    Hmmm….a sort of PDE5 agonist, then…?

  6. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    The onanist’s favourite.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    It won’t be long now.

  8. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    The price is a bit stiff.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    Cherries are in season, then.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    “I was in the pool!”
    – Costanza00

  11. Frank Burns | 5:04 am |

    Well blow on it a wile.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |

    Order a serving of this at least once every 4 hours.

  13. Marum | 7:28 am |

    Then it gruesome more.

  14. Marum | 7:35 am |

    It is like the magic lantern.

    Give it a good rub, and it will glow.

  15. Classic Steve | 8:33 am |

    I wanted shrimp, not shrinkage.

  16. Marum | 11:12 am |

    But it’s only a cocktail sausage.

  17. Marum | 11:17 am |

    ‘Tis not thw size of the cannon that counts, but how many shots it can fire.

  18. Marum | 12:49 am |

    I know I’ve mentioned this before. But while we all operate at the same body temperature, when I was a young bloke at the Gold Coast, the Aboriginal girls my age, were much hotter (temp wise) inside, where it counts, than any Aussie or Asian lady I ever knew.

    It made me feel like a hot-dog, inside a very well buttered bread roll, being cooked in a toaster.

  19. Droll not Troll | 2:15 am |

    Maybe this one does contain cream of sum yung gai.

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